Bloody battery.

I had a suspicion, but knowing I've been wrong before, I didn't want
to call out "bollox" prematurely.

 

It would a change from calling out "I'm coming" prematurely, surely.

 

FOYRHB.

 

Yeahbut under my back seat, there's a hole big enough to store a small
African nation in. Why they couldn't put the ABS unit under there and leave
the battery "as was" is a mystery. As it happens, I fitted a pair of heated
grips to a neighbours Zed 750 ('09) but he'd removed all the seats and the
covers so I didn't realise it was a cut to get to the battery until I came
to attaching the leads. I just told him to get the battery in a position
where I could get at the terminals and give me a shout when he had. I fucked
off for a fag and went back when she shouted so I never saw how much effort
was needed.

I thought he was just a slow fucker, but ....


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Heh

Did you see that experiment on TV last week where a guy was collecting solar
energy and then "beaming" it back to the ground as pure electricity. He
managed something liike 100 miles of transmission with enough electricity to
light up a fair number of light bulbs.

Tell him about your blootooth and the poor fucker will bend his brain trying
to work out how to actually do it.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Why shout that out?

Surely the whole point of premature ejaculation is to catch the female
out and give her one of those nice surprises she's always fucking
whittling on about, so why warn her?

 

<polishes fingernails>

 

Do wimmin whittle on about premature ejaculation? Can't say I've ever heard
one do that.

--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19