Bloody great - I is dead proud...

I never understood why people said "well done" to me. To my wife, I
could understand, but all I did was shag her a few months before.

 

I've been told off because I said I was going to put my son into the
topbox of the new Bandit and take a picture of him.

Surely you're allowed to do things like that to your children? After
all, the missus dressed him up as a frog not so very long ago, and is
planning on him being a pumpkin on Halloween.

 

A joke I heard:

"When your Mrs. is pregnant, all her female friends come round and rub
her belly and say congratulations but they don't rub your balls and
say well done"

 

If the rash gets bad, you won't be able to wear clothes, which is
generally a good reason to be off work.

<lunch ==> floor>

 

Of course. I have a picture of my son when he was about a year old
wearing my DM boots and drinking a bottle of bud.

 

LOL, many congratulations ..

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ben

Are you sure about that?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simes

Good god, you've bred!

Congratulations.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

But when it comes to the conception, bearing in mind the father,
considerable stupidity must have been a factor.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, petrolcan

Christ, he's not changed much, has he?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

So to keep his CO2 balance it should be leg power for the rest of his
life?

 

Well, no. I knew there was a reason I married her.

 

Pretty sure.

 

ha, four months old...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2645/3950102943_6717c1e875.jpg

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog

Christ no! Have you met Simes? Make him walk and all the puffing and
panting would put out more CO2 than a badly tuned Chevy big-block.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

That's clearly not suitable.

Baglux. YKIMS.

http://www.bagster.com/en/showroom.php?id=77

 

Oh. Ah.

I assumed you'd become a grandfather.

Er. Congrats!

 

No. The evenings get me too. I'm just shattered.

I've managed to keep training throughout to one degree or another but
afterwards I'm dead beat.

 

Congratulations to you and SO.
--
Richard

XJ900S
BOTAFOT #138, YTC#18, OMF#12

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Oy... Despite posting like I am 92 I am not really.

Ta.

I bloody feel like a grandfather though...