Bloody Hell!- Bikini Line driving!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by boxerboy, Mar 10, 2010.

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    boxerboy Guest

    boxerboy, Mar 10, 2010
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    Nige Guest

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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    She'd have been better off using a cut throat on her face.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Mar 10, 2010
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Andy Bonwick
    The extraordinary thing is that she was shaving her **** whilst her
    ex-husband steered, on the way to see her boyfriend. She clearly has
    "something".

    And my guess is that it isn't a pussy like a monkey's paw.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 10, 2010
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    platypus Guest

    Is a monkey's paw hairless, then?
     
    platypus, Mar 11, 2010
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    Beav Guest

    She'll have a **** like a bill-poster's bucket.

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    Beav, Mar 11, 2010
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  8. *Very* graphic.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Mar 11, 2010
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    CT Guest

    I love the caption:

    "Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, is Florida's first genital-shaving-related
    traffic offender of the year after rear-ending a pickup truck while
    shaving her genitals."

    As if there's likely to be *more* genital-shaving-related traffic
    offenders during the year!
     
    CT, Mar 11, 2010
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  10. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, CT
    In Florida? Almost certainly.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 11, 2010
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    That's Florida, any sort of derangedness is possible down there.
     
    Timo Geusch, Mar 11, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    like a Wizard's sleeve that's been dipped in Swarfega.
     
    darsy, Mar 11, 2010
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    Beav Guest

    And old. The phrase, not the ****, although....


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    Beav Guest

    God that'd stink wouldn't it?

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    Beav, Mar 11, 2010
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    Beav Guest

    100 people a year die by choking themselves on ball-point pens, so why not?

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    Beav, Mar 11, 2010
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    Thomas Guest

    The phrase, "suck the chrome off a trailer hitch" comes to mind.
     
    Thomas, Mar 11, 2010
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