Bloody Jap Crap! (incorporating Paging Lozzo Monthly)

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Gyp, Oct 27, 2005.

  1. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    So, what's actually failed on the Beemer then?
    Ignition coil. After 15 years. The replacement should last longer
    (thanks again Timo).

    So what's actually failed on the Harley then?
    Erm... a couple of bolts have come lose. Damn poor show.

    So what's actually failed on the Kawasaki then?
    Fuel level sensor, that's what. "Empty" "Empty" "Empty" It can't be
    fucking empty I can't get any more in you stupid fucking bike.

    Right Lozzo, open your book and make sure you note in there that at no
    point have the fuel sensors ever failed on the Beemer or the Harley.

    Even more frustrating is that as soon as it's booked in to get it looked
    at under warranty, the fucking thing starts working again. "F". I know
    it's fucking "F", I filled it up 4 fucking miles ago, just before you
    started telling me it was fucking "Empty".

    You can take your digitals and give me back my analogues now. Why can't
    they just put a tap on it with a reserve?
    --
    Gyp BOTAFOT#99, BotToS#4, UKRMT5BB, DIAABTCOD#28, HYPO#4
    '81 R65RS - SORN but not forgotten
    '89 R80RT - intercontinental ballistic tourer
    '97 XLH1200 - weapon of muff disruption
    '04 Z750 - oh look, something from this millennium
    Take out the chemical loo to reply
     
    Gyp, Oct 27, 2005
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  2. Gyp

    Lozzo Guest

    Gyp says...
    ROFL. It could only happen to you. Has Timo seen the Z yet?

    --
    Lozzo
    Track pixie
    GSX-R1000 K1
    I haven't lost my mind, it's
    backed up to a floppy disc
    that's around here somewhere.
     
    Lozzo, Oct 27, 2005
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  3. Heh. I'm selling one (for a GPz550) on Ebay right now.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 27, 2005
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  4. Gyp

    MikeH Guest

    No reserve?
     
    MikeH, Oct 28, 2005
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  5. Heh. Never thought of that.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Oct 28, 2005
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  6. Gyp

    Snowleopard Guest

    Will you be wanting that vaseline now, sir?
     
    Snowleopard, Oct 28, 2005
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