BMW C1

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Nige, Jun 2, 2009.

  1. Nige

    Nige Guest

    What are they, i know bugger all about them, but they look quite useful for
    winter.

    How slow are they?

    How fast are they?

    Any good on dual carraigways?

    Will I look even more of a **** than i normally do?

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    Nige,

    BMW K1200S
    Range Rover Vogue
    Suzuki GSX-R600 Racebike
     
    Nige, Jun 2, 2009
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  2. <dies laughing>
     
    Beelzebub_on_Mac, Jun 2, 2009
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  3. Impossible surely?

    I understand that if they hit something solid they can sort of roll
    forward and go bowling down the road like a hoop.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jun 2, 2009
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  4. Nige

    prawn Guest

    Are you smoking crack?
     
    prawn, Jun 2, 2009
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  5. Nige

    Nige Guest

    I know where you live....
    That could be awell funny, not for me like, but it could brigthen up some
    cunts morning :)



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    Nige,

    BMW K1200S
    Range Rover Vogue
    Suzuki GSX-R600 Racebike
     
    Nige, Jun 2, 2009
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  6. Nige

    Nige Guest

    It's for commuting on, I don't really give a **** what I look like.

    Could be a laugh anyways

    Trackbike

    Road bike

    Gaybike :)

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    Nige,

    BMW K1200S
    Range Rover Vogue
    Suzuki GSX-R600 Racebike
     
    Nige, Jun 2, 2009
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  7. Nige

    Eiron Guest

    It's a subtle difference but you would look a twat rather than a **** in a C1.
     
    Eiron, Jun 2, 2009
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

    Whaaaaat? And BMW's marketing department missed this? Cunts.

    Suddenly I want one!

    Oh wait, you're a journalist.

    <crest falls>

    It's not true, is it?

    <sob>

    You bastard.

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    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jun 2, 2009
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  9. Nige

    Hog Guest

    It's a gutless 125cc.

    Stop faffing and get a Bandit 650 with a Scotoiler. Cheap as chips.
    Hundreds around. OK to ride. Breakers are full of spares.

    Just budget for a decent rear shock from Hagon and their fork spring
    upgrade.
     
    Hog, Jun 2, 2009
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  10. Nige

    Steve Parry Guest

    ISTR they do a 200cc one as well?

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    00 BMW R1150GS, 87 Yamaha FS1, Sukida SK90PY, 91 Kawasaki AR50,
    BMW 330Ci
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    Steve Parry, Jun 2, 2009
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  11. Nige

    Steve Parry Guest

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/driving/jeremy_clarkson/article698732.ece


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    Steve Parry
    BMW R80RS, 03 BMW R1100S Boxercup, 07 BMW K1200GT SE
    00 BMW R1150GS, 87 Yamaha FS1, Sukida SK90PY, 91 Kawasaki AR50,
    BMW 330Ci
    www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Jun 2, 2009
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  12. Are all Bandits naked? I thought some came with at least a half
    fairing?
     
    Beelzebub_on_Mac, Jun 2, 2009
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    malc Guest

    Yup. Someone at work has one and I asked him how he got on with it. He loves
    it but it only does about 70 flat out with a following wind. I could
    possibly see the attraction in that you are well protected from the weather
    but it is a gutless wonder.

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    Malc

    Rusted and ropy.
    Dog-eared old copy.
    Vintage and classic,
    or just plain Jurassic:
    all words to describe me.
     
    malc, Jun 2, 2009
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    Simes Guest

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    platypus Guest

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    bod43 Guest

    The 125 will clearly be a pain on the motorway but the 200
    (maybe really 180) might just about go ok if all you want to
    do is to get there.

    The idea was to make a scooter that had some crash
    resistance. Had roof/windscreen/roll-cage which kept the rain off
    and was tough enough to make it worthwhile to have seatbelts.
    In many countries it was helmet exempt, but not of course the UK.

    Used Piaggio engine (and presumably tranny).

    Obviously motorcyclists were not interested in the crash resistance
    (since might make the journey less exciting) and so it failed
    commercially. The failure to ask bikers if they would spend money
    if it avoided broken limbs and other bits might be considered
    a marketing failure. I am sure they did ask, but it appears that
    the market research did not produce the correct result since I am
    pretty sure that a lot of money was lost.

    They were also rather costly. £4000 for a 125 scooter IIRC.

    Pillion gets to hang on the back outside the cage:-(
     
    bod43, Jun 3, 2009
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  17. Nige

    MikeH Guest

    I had the smallest engined one as a loan bike a while ago.

    It's a strange riding position but fairly normal if you also drive. It
    was definitely underpowered for the amount of metal you are dragging
    around, maybe the bigger engine is better but I doubt if it would
    satisfy anyone who likes anything other than cruisers.

    The weather protection was very good - after a lecture on the weird
    parking stand/brake thingy I set off and it took me a few miles before I
    remembered I hadn't got my gloves on. Unfortunately the protection was
    not good enough for the gloves to still be on the back seat where I had
    put them down at the start of the lecture.
    Didn't seem weavy or anything, just underpowered.
    Never seen you, so there could be a risk there.
     
    MikeH, Jun 3, 2009
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    Simon Wilson Guest

    Into my third week now of a 60 mile each way commute on a Bandit 600. In
    general it's pretty good. I've already fitted the snotoiler as I'd read
    they can be hard on chains. I think the 50 miles on the motorway is
    going to be a bit crap in the winter, but I may switch to train then anyway.

    Interesting point about the rear shock, it's hard as hell over the
    bumps. A little bit wobbly at high speed too. I'll have to google the
    suspension mods.
     
    Simon Wilson, Jun 3, 2009
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    Steve Parry Guest

    Given they're designed as an around town runabout 70 would be adequate I
    guess?

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    BMW R80RS, 03 BMW R1100S Boxercup, 07 BMW K1200GT SE
    00 BMW R1150GS, 87 Yamaha FS1, Sukida SK90PY, 91 Kawasaki AR50,
    BMW 330Ci
    www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Jun 3, 2009
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    Nige Guest

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