BMW estate down

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by AndrewR, Jul 31, 2007.

  1. AndrewR

    Ace Guest

    No, but Jude had already polished off half a bottle left from
    yesterday, so quite a lot of it.
    Yes. And?
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    Ace, Aug 1, 2007
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  2. AndrewR

    Mike Barnard Guest

    <Puts ex Firefighters head on>

    A corpse can be very difficult to see in a charred area. This one is
    obvious, just that it's in the distance, but in a house fire where
    everything is charred black it's very easy for it to be missed at
    first. I admit to the faux pas of treading on one once, many years
    ago, before I realised the floor wasn't meant to be squidgy.

    <exff head off>
     
    Mike Barnard, Aug 1, 2007
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    sweller Guest

    When did you become "ex"?
     
    sweller, Aug 1, 2007
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    Buzby Guest

    mr p wibbled:
    It almost was (according to dodgy translation):-

    Though today and Friday, should lay out. I hope this roller of many to
    force to reflect on the behaviour on road. The tragedy has occured at
    16.20 on 69 m kilometer of the Leningrad highway in area
    Solnechnogorska. The driver of BMW has gone on overtaking on the right
    party, and then has left on a counter strip and ran into a gasoline
    tank truck. From the received impact the machine with fuel has moved
    down in a ditch and has lighted up. During look a roller which was
    removed by the friends to victims gone by the second machine.
     
    Buzby, Aug 1, 2007
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  5. AndrewR

    Mike Barnard Guest

    6th of March. Took my lump sum, my basic pension, and gave my uniform
    back. FREE!

    Now, I need to earn a living somehow. Oops.
     
    Mike Barnard, Aug 1, 2007
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    Lady Nina Guest

    You should have kept the uniform and taken up stripping.

    <insert big hose and shiny helmet comments here>
     
    Lady Nina, Aug 2, 2007
    #26
  7. Pah. You just want to gawk at his nozzle.
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    Teach a man to fish and he and his pikey mates will have the
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    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 2, 2007
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  8. AndrewR

    Mike Barnard Guest

    Grin, but I'm 51 years old my darling. I don't think they'll ever ask
    me to be on one of those calenders...

    http://www.firefighters.co.uk/aboutus.asp
     
    Mike Barnard, Aug 3, 2007
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  9. AndrewR

    Lady Nina Guest

    Pah, you've seen the Full Monty, they weren't exactly young and sexy.
    Blimey he can squirt a long way.
     
    Lady Nina, Aug 4, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    I don't believe it's called "squirting".



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    Beav, Aug 4, 2007
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    Cab Guest

    Beav wrote:

    Don't destroy her illusions man!
     
    Cab, Aug 5, 2007
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  12. AndrewR

    Beav Guest

    <hangs head>


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    Beav, Aug 9, 2007
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