*Boggle*

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/8504904.stm

"When police traced the texts and searched his cell they found the phone
concealed inside his body, the court heard."

Either phones have got even smaller, or...

Well, I hope he at least had it set to vibrate.

 

http://www.specialistauctions.com/auctiondetails.php?id=1059628[WS]

The Marianne Faithful model[1]

[1] Allegedly [2]
[2] Urban miff, according to Snopes

 

Well, quite.
A Mars Bar capable of filling La Faithful would be of unfeasibly large
proportions.

 

"The incident was unconnected to Kenny Dalglish"

yeah.

 

hah - was going to post something very similar.

Maybe urban miff with Marianne and Mick, but not /in general/ as I can
tell you from first hand experience. Though the ex- in question used
to like it up her and then /she/ would eat it.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy

Please tell me you have footage of that.

 

you know, the thing is that I did, and some much more dodgy material
featuring said bird, but in a stupid rush of blood to the head,
destroyed it all.

<note to Petrolcan - it would appear that I have some morals after
all>

 

SWMBO had one of those as her first phone. It's not *that* small.

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Well that's a shame, frankly.
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I did something similar when I got married. 5 years later managed to
recover them from the formatted hd

 

saved and printed for if I ever meat^Wmeet your wife ;-)

 

<prints, files away for a rainy day>

 

dammit.

 

You're assuming she doesn't know.

 

hah. Yeah.