Boo!!

JP wrote:

Ah, you're old. I understand now.

 

You forgot to add a message you bloody newbie.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, JP

All from contemporaneous notes, I trust.

 

Certainly.
Been a bit tame round here. Hope you're up and about properly again soon.

JB

 

I`m only 40 ffs!!

 

I was going to do one about filling a copper with titanium, but I
thought "Alloy Alloy Alloy" would be a bit corny.

 

40 is old, especially round here.

 

And I'm not. I rest my case.

 

Oh dear.

Where's the Robocop jokes then?

 

Don't try and pull the woll over our eyes, we know you're actually the
proto-type for the new advanced police officer with artificially
assisted articulated joints for extra pursuit capabilities.

 

Thats good - first time i`ve heard that one.lol Got used to all the
other jokes already (including comments that my scrap metal value is
now slightly higher than the value of my pension!)

 

it would be a neat trick! I was going to ask the surgeon to fit an ipod
in my hip - you know the thing - just a small jackplug and screen
showing

 

that *was* my message! You`re new around here arent you??
(Hows it going matey - long time no see)

 

You still here?

 

Thataway. ^^^^

 

omedotcodotuk> writes

who are you?

 

Your memory's gone, hasn't it?

 

Only your local sniper. Welcome back.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "TOG@Toil"

Not on the NHS. It was hard enough arranging for the green anodizing.