BOSM, EOSM - MOSM?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Hog, Jul 1, 2008.

  1. Hog

    Champ Guest

    Bollocks has it.
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    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, Jul 3, 2008
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  2. Hog

    Hog Guest

    Frankly Champ is talking through his arse. Get caught by French Plod
    now doing 1XX MPH on British plates and they can make you *very* sorry.
    Cab might like to comment on this.

    Didn't stop a bunch of us doing 135 on Tog tour from Calais but I was
    aware of the potential consequences and quite prepared to evade capture
    if shit happened.
     
    Hog, Jul 3, 2008
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  3. The "Gendarmerie" got several Subar Impreza WRX two or three years ago:
    http://blog.kornemuz.com/?2006/03/23/104-livraison-de-subaru-impreza-a-la-gendarmerie
     
    Francis Chartier, Jul 3, 2008
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  4. Hog

    Ace Guest

    Can != Do. They've had wide-ranging powers for quite some time now,
    but like the UK plod's ability to confiscate and crush your car, it's
    very rarely applied, AFAIK.

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    Ace, Jul 3, 2008
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  5. Hog

    Ace Guest

    You're missing a couple of points.

    d) There are quite a few speed cameras on N and larger D roads, e.g.
    http://www.controleradar.org/alsace.html One of them's very close to
    us and I've been flashed by it a few times, although I generally try
    to avoid it these days, just in case they ever decide to follow-up the
    Swiss plates.

    e) Also you'll often find the mobile units in smaller villages with
    unrealistically low limits. The road at the bottom of our drive used
    to be a 70kph limit, between two villages, but a couple of years ago
    went to 50, as they'd built some new flats along it. Clearly it still
    feels like a 70, so there's a great opportunity for plod, and there's
    also a couplf of pull-off areas they can semi-hide in, with just the
    man and his tripod-mounted speed gun in view. These guys will levy
    instant fines and escort you to the nearest cash point if you haven't
    enough readies on you.

    f) There are a few unmarked cars around with cameras mounted in their
    rear tailgates or similar. One around here is a crappy little Renault
    Clio, but they use it in conjunction with other units who will give
    chase if necessary.

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    Ace, Jul 3, 2008
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  6. Hog

    Hog Guest

    I don't know about confiscation, though I realised it was a possible
    but:

    Speeding by more than 50 km/h
    Fine : 1500 euros

    Second offence speeding by more than 50 km/h
    Jail : 3 months
    Fine : 3750 euros

    Now I don't think Champ would consider a £1200 fine a matter of no
    consequence, and you are going *nowhere* until you pay up. If you
    cannot pay up they will hold you locally until you do.

    Of course the Gendarme has discretion. What do you think they would have
    decided on had they pulled (say) 5 of us for 88 km/h over while
    generally hooning and white lining.
     
    Hog, Jul 3, 2008
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  7. Hog

    Hog Guest

    Well *obviously* I wasn't on a bike registered to myself or anyone in
    particular. I might be a **** but I'm not a stupid ****.
    That only takes care of cameras. Had they got me into a dead end or out
    of juice my passport would have done the talking.
     
    Hog, Jul 3, 2008
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  8. Hog

    Nige Guest

    **** me, Kiran & I did significantly more on the way back, imagine they
    prolly couldn't have caught us anyway ;)
     
    Nige, Jul 3, 2008
    #48
  9. For tuned R1, they got phones and radios. :)
    Oddly, they used the WRX on motorways rather than twisty backroads.
     
    Francis Chartier, Jul 3, 2008
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  10. Hog

    Champ Guest

    As can British police.
    But it hasn't changed your behaviour, and it wouldn't change mine.

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    Champ

    ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
    My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
    To email me, neal at my domain should work.
     
    Champ, Jul 3, 2008
    #50
  11. It's this sort of simple application of logic that makes ukrm so
    appealing.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 3, 2008
    #51
  12. In 1981, I went to my first Bol, on my XS650, with Niall on his spankers
    new 350LC.

    We did the Route Napoleon through the mountains south of Grenoble. And
    overhauled three LePlods on their BMW R80RTs....

    And they were doing a legal 90kph. And we droned behind them for a few
    miles, and then I got bored, cogged it down, and blasted past. Niall
    said later he thought I'd gone mad, and waited for the blue lights and
    sirens.

    But LePlod turned up the wick as well. And we had a *fabulous* thrash
    for about 20 miles. When it came for us to turn off for the road to the
    Bol, they all tooted and waved.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 3, 2008
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  13. Hog

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    That's me up against a challenge then because I'm taking my wanky old
    K100 over there in a fortnight.
    They're welcome to have a go and it'll be evenly matched bikes so may
    the fastest rider win.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Jul 3, 2008
    #53
  14. Hog

    Cab Guest

    Same rules as in any country, I'd have thought. As is with everywhere,
    it depends upon the mood of the copper, the riding conditions, the time
    of year (holiday rush - start and end), etc, etc.

    On the outside, yes, they can confiscate your bike and bang you up.
    There have been a few cases of this, but I believe the ones reported
    are extreme.
     
    Cab, Jul 3, 2008
    #54
  15. Hog

    Cab Guest

    That's the rule in general. I think it's wrong to have them on the
    autoroutes though. Especially as they're touted as "for your safety"
    and it's on a nice long straight.
    Don't count on it. During the holidays, they're like flies to a piece
    of shit. Especially on the nationals.
    Again, don't count on it. You may see them less, compared to the UK,
    but the buggers are there.
     
    Cab, Jul 3, 2008
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  16. Hog

    Cab Guest

    Cab, Jul 3, 2008
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  17. Hog

    Cab Guest

    Plod may not have, but they've got much more in the way of tools to do
    their job on the roads.

    On the run up to the French run [1], I stopped off to fill up. For the
    next 15 mins, I counted at least 7 bike coppers pull into the service
    station with cages following them. Each cage went up to the police van
    to be processed and the bike coppers fucked off to do the whole thing
    again. All but one, where foreigners (most were Belgian, with at least
    one UK plate).

    [1] I counted 3 fucking radars on the A1 (two new).
     
    Cab, Jul 3, 2008
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  18. Hog

    Cab Guest

    Bugger, let's try again.

    Especially as they're touted as "for your safety" and they're generally
    on nice long straights.
     
    Cab, Jul 3, 2008
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  19. Hog

    Higgins Guest

    Yay, **** 'em. I've been here three days and, today, had to do my first
    emergency stop in fucking years. I suspect it may be the first of many.
     
    Higgins, Jul 3, 2008
    #59
  20. Hog

    SD Guest

    Two came past us on the road up to Valcarlos a couple of years back.

    A cheery wave, and then they fucked off at a fair old lick. Just two
    bikers out having fun, to all intents and purpose.
     
    SD, Jul 3, 2008
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