British Expeditionary Farce

Have our boys been taken prisoner?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Buzby

Sweller hasn't. Apparently the freestyle sledging went... well.

Sort of.

 

They're teaching them cricket. Top hole.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie

Now that would be good.

I can just see Bonners yelling at a confused Kraut "No you ******,
bodyline, BODYLINE!"

 

Previously on Usenet: wessie wrote:

<wipes tear from eye>

Gets you right there, doesn't it?

 

"Now look here Jerry, if we're going to do this properly you must wear
this. No, no, no - you wear it on your *head*"

"So, I am a Boxhead, jah?"

 

It would if you wore one of the cheap pink plastic ones - they split,
then re close.

Not fun.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SD

<settles back, makes self comfy>

And how do you know that, pray?

 

You don't play cricket for 30 years without collecting a few.

Straight down the sports shop on Monday to buy a proper one.

Even they don't stop it hurting, but they do stop it HURTING.

The same thing applies with gloves.

 

Fairies. Manly men play manly sports without such effeminate
accoutrements.

 

Word, sound is power, Babylon.

--
ogden

RGV250 VJ22
GSXR1000 K4 (incoming)
GSXR750 K4 (outgoing)

 

Nice non-protective helmet.

 

Vot do you mean ven zays out they is in and ven zays in they is out?

 

"Ja, das hokey-kokey"

 

Leave, that is.

There's some kind of random filter operating between my brain and
fingers and I'm not sure I like it.

--
ogden

RGV250 VJ22
GSXR1000 K4 (incoming)
GSXR750 K4 (outgoing)

 

The thought of darsy having accurate records on the whereabouts of all of
UKRM is a little worrying...

I picture him with a large grubby looking Rotodex card filing system,
full of his precious information...