British Pluck

Simes says...

The real Bear hasn't posted here in months. We've got some namby-pamby
imposter who sounds knowledgeable in IT related subjects and drives a
Saab, this one also has no back pain.

Bring back the real Bear I say.

 

That dear old chap, mb tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:

I think (excluding motorcycle boots) I have only 3 pairs of shoes now.
Work shoes (shiney), Trainers (for mooching), Slippers (for indoors).

 

Are you a carer?

 

That dear old chap, ogden tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:

If it's not a personal question that is...

 

Simes says...

13, not including the 3 pairs of bike boots.

 

....and with all due respect.

 

Simes wrote

Who?

 

That dear old chap, Champ tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:

What about if it was Bear?

 

Nope. Programme Manager for a major IT company. Prior to that, large public
sector sales.

Ali

 

Look, this is upsetting me. My cat is called Bear. I don't want any ideas
put about, please.

Ali

 

SciFi nut?

 

Yep. Getting warmer.

Ali

 

And has short hair too, I gather...

On the matter of hair, mind you, in Feb's Bike mag, Champ looked as if he
were bald....

 

That dear old chap, Lozzo tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:

Send me ten pounds to join CamRB. You get a newsletter every year and
a list of locations where you can find real Bear.

 

That dear old chap, steve tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:

I dunno.

 

That dear old chap, Lozzo tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:

Pardon me for asking, but you didn't used to be a woman, by any chance?

 

What's with all this gender doubt round here, eh?

Ali

 

Steady on, old thing.

Hm. Cite?

Ali

 

That dear old chap, Alison tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:

<clears throat and clambers onto soapbox>

In which case it seems like you don't have the stomach for ukrm.

If you don't like the opinions you might hear on here, you should
either **** off, or make use of your killfile.

 

That dear old chap, Champ tugged on his pipefull of old shag and said:

That's the spirit!