British Pluck

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by HarleyMan, Feb 22, 2007.

  1. HarleyMan

    Dan L Guest

    Alison Hopkins coughed up:
    WIP bears an uncanny resemblance to SWMBO's older sister. It cracks me
    up every time I see her.

    My SIL doesn't have a slightly northern accent, and could prolly use
    WIP's bra as a hammock. Also, I've never heard her say the F word.
    The resemblance is therefore limited to facial appearance only.
    --
    Dan L

    http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
    1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6)
    X-FOT#000
    DIAABTCOD #26
    BOMB#18 (slow)
    OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Feb 24, 2007
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  2. HarleyMan

    Dan L Guest

    Alison Hopkins coughed up:
    The newish industrial estate that sprung up next door to JVC.

    I worked for an aircon distrubutor who had relocated from Beresford
    Avenue.

    All gone now though.


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    Dan L

    http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
    1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6)
    X-FOT#000
    DIAABTCOD #26
    BOMB#18 (slow)
    OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Feb 24, 2007
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  3. HarleyMan

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    She's a sales weasel so I don't expect any different.

    I did think that top percentile comment was rather pathetic though.
    I'm sure others on here are in the same wage bracket but wouldn't be
    posting "look at me" shit like that.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Feb 24, 2007
  4. HarleyMan

    Dan L Guest

    Nige coughed up:
    Steve's excused, as he can remember when we had an empire, and he
    fought in the Boer war.

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    Dan L

    http://thebikeshed.spaces.live.com/
    1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

    BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005/6)
    X-FOT#000
    DIAABTCOD #26
    BOMB#18 (slow)
    OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Feb 24, 2007
  5. HarleyMan

    marina Guest

    Plus ca change, mate. My Dad's first job in WW2 was teaching
    illiterate soldiers to read. (His second was guarding Italian POWs -
    good thing too, he would have been crap in combat).

    --
    Marina Mayes - Reading, UK. To email me remove XX from my address
    SR250 - gone. BOTAFOT12, BOD#2, BOTAFOS#2
    KotLBOD#s, KotLBOTAFOS#s,IMC#2, Tart#10-19, SR#3
    I never give in to fear or blackmail; I always give in to temptation.
    "You're a national treasure" - porl, 18.1.03
     
    marina, Feb 24, 2007
  6. HarleyMan

    Tim Guest

    Oh ****, a level higher than plain vanilla grad and development/study
    undertaken after graduation that is recognised as an additional
    qualification then.

    I should have known it before I typed, well excuse me. :)
    The RAF is the superior branch of the armed forces.
     
    Tim, Feb 24, 2007
  7. HarleyMan

    Cab Guest

    Champ wrote:

    Whilst that's true, 80-85% of Sandhurst entrants are Graduates.
     
    Cab, Feb 24, 2007
  8. HarleyMan

    deadmail Guest

    I hope that the next time you engage in a debate with her that you
    remember she earned in excess of 117k and is considerably richer than
    you are.
     
    deadmail, Feb 24, 2007
  9. HarleyMan

    deadmail Guest

    Reads

    Re-reads

    Thinks.

    I'm not sure if that calls for an aggresive response or not.
     
    deadmail, Feb 24, 2007
  10. HarleyMan

    Tim Guest

    Dunno, didn't see it, occasionally news items arrive out of sequence.
    BTW we don't have a prince called "Rupert" right now. :)
     
    Tim, Feb 24, 2007
  11. HarleyMan

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    We'll all be able to recognise her if she turns up at an osm because
    she'll be the one who has a chauffeur drive her up there to prove how
    much disposable income she's got.

    I'm still not convinced that this isn't Anne Jackson in disguise.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Feb 24, 2007
  12. HarleyMan

    Beav Guest

    My sister would just twat the perp on the spot.


    --
    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Feb 24, 2007
  13. HarleyMan

    Cab Guest

    Bollox it is. You're always getting lost in the air.

    Mind you, Rock Apes, I've got a lot of time for.

    <fx: runs off and hides from incoming posts>
     
    Cab, Feb 24, 2007
  14. HarleyMan

    Beav Guest

    A bloke I know held up a post office/shop with a gun and got away with a
    fucking Mars Bar. It cost him 8 years.


    --
    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Feb 24, 2007
  15. HarleyMan

    Beav Guest

    Illiteracy isn't necessarilly a guide to anyone's intelligence though.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Feb 24, 2007
  16. HarleyMan

    Tim Guest

    How can you get lost in the air? It's the big gap between the ground and
    space.
    Mmmm green = ground target, off home for tea and medals.

    <fx: wanders away humming the dam-busters theme in the style of SD
    exiting the ferry with the Wing stereo on full blast.>
     
    Tim, Feb 24, 2007
  17. HarleyMan

    Pete Fisher Guest

    In communiqué <>, Cab
    Beware Incoming!

    I had to Google that reference. which lead me to a list of armed forces
    nicknames. This revealed that my Father and Grandfather were 'Planks'.

    Dad was an officer though, so I suppose that makes him a 'control
    plank'. This serendipitous thought lead me to the discovery of the
    existence of a 'Saab Control Plank'.

    A train of thought enquiry best terminated...

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    | Pete Fisher at Home: |
    | Voxan Roadster Gilera Nordwest Yamaha WR250Z |
    | Gilera GFR Moto Morini 2C/375 |
    +-------------------------------------------------------------+
     
    Pete Fisher, Feb 24, 2007
  18. HarleyMan

    Adie Guest

    this is more proof I'm not a girl.

    I only have two pairs of shoes.

    and one handbag.

    Boots however, I have loads.
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    Adie
    (replace spam with nickname to reply)

    UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

    YZF-R1 : ZX9R-E1
    keeper of the FAQ for my sins
    MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11
     
    Adie, Feb 24, 2007
  19. HarleyMan

    deadmail Guest

    You too, huh.
     
    deadmail, Feb 24, 2007
  20. vulgarandmischevious wrote

    Get yourself up the City Road and get a last made.
     
    steve auvache, Feb 24, 2007
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