British Pluck

I have started a few good fights in Irish pubs by pointing out that
Cromwell has a better hit rate on English kings than any Irish rebel.

 

Mary Robinson, oh dear oh dear. I've gone right of the presidential
strategy.

 

Bit of a shame he didn't finish the jobs on both sides of the Irish sea

 

And who would yous Planters have had as coolies?

 

I don't like her much myself, but she usually impresses the foreigners.

 

Until she starts to let slip her support for terrorists of course

 

THEY would have had more of US Scots I expect.

 

Ye wouldn't have had enough labour to go round.

 

Which ones would that be?

 

Irish and Palestinian for a start I suppose

 

Details?

 

Stop encouraging him. He gets worse when he thinks someone's
interested in his views.

 

I just want to see how mad he can get.

 

<sharpens axe>

 

Woops
<holds hands up>
Mary McAleese I was thinking of

****, the other wouldn't be pleased at that confusion

 

Thought it might be. I think she isn't actually a sympathiser so much
as a bit dim, at least with respect to Provos. Her `Nazi' comment
about Unionists was cretinous.

You reckon?