Broken Sat Nav...

I think my Sat Nav is broken. I just typed in 'Chelsea' and it said I'm 2
minutes away from Rome?!

Yes, I'm a cheeky ****.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Domènec

I've been amused by the earnest discussion of whether Drogba should face
disciplinary action all fucking day on News 24[1].

Seems to me that he should be sent to bed with no supper, and made to
tidy his bedroom. That (I believe) is the appropriate reaction to a
petulant five year-old throwing a tantrum.

[1] I'm proper poorly, and off work. I don't *think* it's swine flu.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
go and talk to the Catholics.

 

A similar joke was trotted out within a few minutes of Liverpool going
out of Europe so don't think you're being original.

It's still funny so don't beat yourself up over it...

 

I shamelessly stole it from somewhere else, actually. Did I say cheeky?