Brunstrom is a twat

Of course it's fun. Twat.

 

And when would that be? A photograph is of itself largely proof against
any claim of defamation, since it has the important element of truth.
Unless, say like pictures of British soldiers urinating on Iraqi
captives the photograph was a complete fabrication. Oh hang on in that
case not only did the journalist report the photograph, the journalist
published the photograph.

Not only that, but journalists have made mistakes with respect to
defamation many times in the past, and only a plank would argue that a
journalist cannot publish a defamatory article.

You also, for someone who seems to wish to associate himself with the
yellow press, seem to have a poor command of the language and are
unable to tell the difference between "will not" and "may not".

Play with children your own size. They're over there in the sandpit. I
think you'll find the one with catshit in his hair is at your
intellectual level.

 

Which is not much. Although we do know the biker was a liar, a cheat
and prone to deceiving the police and had poor dress sense. Do we know
as much about the car driver?

Given that the bikers body appears to have stopped at the scene of the
accident but his head continued on for some 60(? and not far istm) yards
then bits of him at least could be said to be carrying a lot of inertia.
What do we know of the bone density of his skull?

We really do not know this.

Not necessarily, one or both of them could have simply been badly
positioned on the road and not engaged in an overtaking manoeuvre.

Folks notoriously overestimate relative speeds, enough tests have shown
this to be the case so the best you can say is that the bike was moving
along the road, probably as fast as the rest of the traffic and
according to some very unreliable reports a bit faster maybe.

This is what gets people calling you names.

Why should we have to assume the car was doing 50, because the driver
(who killed the only other witness close enough to see everything) says
so?

how fast would you have to be going to have your head severed like that?

You simply do not know what caused this accident, the best you can do is
make some very badly informed guesses. The rider could have committed
suicide and there is nothing in the evidence to suggest he didn't.

Almost as bad as yours.

I am sticking with the suicide theory. Unless someone can find an
argument that suggests it was cold blooded murder by the car driver,
then I might change my mind.

 

**** **** ****,

Hello you old ****, haven't heard **** all from you for fucking ages.
Life treating you fucking well I hope?


**** **** cuntny **** ****.

 

Biking is a little like having sex with a beautiful woman, you really do
have to do it to appreciate it but for those who do and continue to
survive they only do it because they like it. And for the record I
quite enjoy riding my bike and yet rarely achieve speeds in excess of
110. Unless I am piloting someone else's bike of course and then it
would be impolite not to.

 

Does your helmet have a cutout to let the pompadour breathe?

 

To be honest I'm not sure that I see a lot wrong with that. We could do
with raising the tone a bit round 'ere sumtimes. What would get me
into trouble is if I were to refer to Eileen as 'the wife' rather than
'my wife' - and I get into enough bother without that!

Best wishes all,
Dave.

 

Not guesses - just considering the circumstances (or what we know of them)
and drawing a few tentative conclusions, which could be as right or as wrong
as anyone else on this board who wasn't there.

 

I understood that Della was retiring on health grounds, and I don't know
if there is more to it than that.

There was the report of what sounded like some seriously OTT expenditure
on a shower facility a while ago, but at least she firmly rejected the
idea of North Yorkshire establishing a speed camera regime, so that went
down in my book as a plus point.

Best wishes all,
Dave.

 

TripleS says...

Please please please get your nose out of his arse, it's not becoming of
a fully grown man.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
Suzuki GSX-R750L trackbike (Shite with added shite bits)
Yamaha SR250 Cheasy-Rider (undergoing a transformation)
I ride way too fast to worry about cholestorol.

 

Board?? I cannot speak for the anal retentives in ukrd but here in ukrm
we call it a newsgroup.

 

Yours will only do 110

 

A trifling irrelevance.

 

lol. I don't mind admitting I share Kev's views on quite a few things,
but not when it comes to a bit of NSL bashing and my driving/mobile
phone usage.

Best wishes all,
Dave.

 

That's about all my car will do, dammit, but I make fairly good use of
it.

Best wishes all,
Dave.

 

Some people would pay good money for that.

 

Given the miserable lives led by most Tibetans, I'd think any option
would be preferable.

 

Walking down stairs is a bitch. Yer average staircase will turn round
and bite your arse if you give it a chance.

 

I wasn't suggesting that there was.

Are you overlooking her ludicrously expensive parasol, the spending of
£500,000 on posh motors for senior officers to swan around in and the
raising of the police precept to approximately double to "improve
policing" followed by a program of closing police stations?

And what was the move from Northallerton to Newby Wiske all about?

 

Only if it's done with a swan's neck.