Bugger and .........

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wayne King, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. Wayne King

    Wayne King Guest

    terribly sorry!

    So lets see, i'm a clumsy racist with no sense of frugality (i don't
    even know if that's a real word). Oh my day's getting better by the
    moment.
     
    Wayne King, Apr 11, 2006
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  2. Wayne King

    Eiron Guest

    Your spelling and grammar sucks too!
     
    Eiron, Apr 11, 2006
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  3. Yes, yes and no.
    And your punctuation's crap as well.

    You're coming over as a bit of a ****, actually.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Apr 11, 2006
    #23
  4. Punctuation; don't forget punctuation.

    And I call that a dead heat ;-)
     
    The Older Gentleman, Apr 11, 2006
    #24
  5. Wayne King

    Wayne King Guest

    ah, mostly due to a short attention span i'm afraid.....got bored with
    it.
     
    Wayne King, Apr 11, 2006
    #25
  6. Wayne King

    Wayne King Guest

    just me? i think not
     
    Wayne King, Apr 11, 2006
    #26

  7. And you can't get your attributions right, either. More than "a bit of",
    then....
     
    The Older Gentleman, Apr 11, 2006
    #27
  8. Wayne King

    Wayne King Guest

    Maybe you could make up some sort of **** chart, I'm lost in relation
    to my current cuntish status.
     
    Wayne King, Apr 11, 2006
    #28
  9. Hopefully..... if she's not suffering from anything gastric.
     
    Brownz \(mobile\), Apr 12, 2006
    #29
  10. Wayne King

    Pip Guest

    Pattern clutch lever, stick of touch-up paint for the fairing, ignore
    the generator cover. Thirty quid.[/QUOTE]

    HFM? Last time I did this it was a fiver for a lever and another one
    for the paint. Tenner.
    Just like houses, you're not in negative equity until you want to sell
    it on. A scrape doesn't matter a ****, really. I'd rather put the
    230 quid in the tank.
     
    Pip, Apr 12, 2006
    #30
  11. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Pip
    Wouldn't that suggest that there's a hole in the tank?

    Serious safety issue, that.

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    the ability to unlearn old falsehoods.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 12, 2006
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  12. Wayne King

    Pip Guest

    You could try improving your posting style. Look at the way that
    everybody else's posts look and try to fit in, if you want to be
    treated with a bit of credibility. Leave the relevant lines to which
    you are replying for context, leave in the attribution lines that show
    who posted what - and append your reply beneath the appropriate
    bit(s).

    It isn't rocket science, but it goes a long way toward acceptance.
     
    Pip, Apr 12, 2006
    #32
  13. I think I see his handicap...... no excuse though.....

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    Subject: Re: Bugger and .........
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    Maybe you could make up some sort of **** chart, I'm lost in relation
    to my current cuntish status.
     
    Brownz \(mobile\), Apr 12, 2006
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  14. Wayne King

    Pip Guest

    In the B12 tank that would get me something less than 2000 miles.
    There's four holes under the tank that need filling constantly.
    Nazi.
     
    Pip, Apr 12, 2006
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  15. Wayne King

    Wayne King Guest

    It isn't rocket science, but it goes a long way toward acceptance.
    Appreciated, thanks. Can you recommend a news reader? outlook express
    doesn't seem to like NG's.
     
    Wayne King, Apr 12, 2006
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  16. MacSoup ;-)

    For PCs, lots of people hear swear by Gravity and Xana news.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Apr 12, 2006
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  17. Wayne King

    Adie Guest

    yes. go and read the FAQ. I added Colins nice news reader in there
    yesterday.

    I'd also recommend you read the section on posting style.
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    Adie, Apr 12, 2006
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  18. Wayne King

    darsy Guest

    only mentalists - Agent's the best.
     
    darsy, Apr 12, 2006
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  19. Wayne King

    zymurgy Guest

    Constantly ?

    Serious overfuelling issue IYAM.

    Are the valves working ? ;)

    P.
     
    zymurgy, Apr 12, 2006
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  20. Wayne King

    darsy Guest

    maybe you should consider an FI conversion.

    Actually, a B12 with a Huyabusa motor would be interesting...
     
    darsy, Apr 12, 2006
    #40
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