Bwahahaha!

In an e-mail recieved today from an estate agent:

"If you have access to the Internet please click on the link below
each property to obtain full information."

 

Whereas I have almost unfettered access to the Internet[1], but
clicking on an e-mail is only ever going to achieve diddly-squat.

[1] Brunel's firewall, and its unwillingness to open any non-standard port
anywhere, is legendary and costs my colleagues at the forefront of Grid
technology research no end of trouble. :-(

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