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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Ginge, Aug 8, 2004.

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  1. Ginge

    Ginge Guest

    That's a long way to go to get sunburnt, I managed it mowing my back
    lawn, then topped up in Leamington.
     
    Ginge, Aug 9, 2004
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    Snowleopard Guest

    To be fair, I didn't expect any sun, which is why a week later I was
    at a formal dinner with fake tan and glitter to try and cover the
    ridiculous mid-bicep tan marks...
     
    Snowleopard, Aug 9, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    LOL!
     
    Ginge, Aug 9, 2004
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    drugs began to take hold. I remember Snowleopard
    Talking of which, I saw one of those tan-spraying setups recently.
    Utterly, utterly, totally bizarre; standing like a mannequin in a spray
    booth while some gimp sprays stuff over you.

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 9, 2004
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    Lozzo Guest

    Grimly Curmudgeon says...
    I want to be that gimp.
     
    Lozzo, Aug 9, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon
    Glory hole?
     
    Nigel Eaton, Aug 9, 2004
    #26
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    Why cover it up? Just tell your friends it's a thing formally known as
    "white van tan"
     
    Whinging Courier, Aug 9, 2004
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    Snowleopard Guest

    On Mon, 9 Aug 2004 21:30:32 +0100, Whinging Courier
    To this lot,a white van is some sort of Ford advertising concept..
    Luckily I was able to get away with a glamorous shawl, at least until
    everyone else was too pissed to see straight and the dancing started.
     
    Snowleopard, Aug 9, 2004
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    Nigel Eaton Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
    typed
    Only in your mind.

    Which, frankly, should be a major worry to both of us.
     
    Nigel Eaton, Aug 9, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    *splutter*

    Are you sure you don't have something to share with us?

    I've said you looked like a bear before but the evidence is mounting,
    you know.
     
    deadmail, Aug 9, 2004
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    deadmail Guest

    Trust me, you're not the type I'd go for.
     
    deadmail, Aug 9, 2004
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    You want to be up close and personal with a nearly-naked Grimly?

    Takes all sorts.
     
    Ben Blaney, Aug 10, 2004
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    Hey, just because I'm not _your_ type...

    --

    Dave

    GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
    SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
    FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 10, 2004
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    If you find out who it was, I want their bollocks on a plate.

    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..67055../..16127.../..3180./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17
    '^' RBR-Visited:43 Pts: 870 Miles:3116
     
    Salad Dodger, Aug 14, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    I kind of regret asking..

    I want them to fix my leaky roof now.
     
    Ginge, Aug 14, 2004
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    Lady Nina Guest

    I want someone to get rid of the reappearing toolbar...
     
    Lady Nina, Aug 14, 2004
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    darsy Guest

    on a bed of lollo rosso, drizzled with loganberry jus?
     
    darsy, Aug 14, 2004
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