Cat Napping

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Black Mike, Aug 3, 2005.

  1. Black Mike

    Black Mike Guest

    On the way back from a meet this evening, and I stop for fuel. I
    carry on and join the Northern Bypass of Gloucester. I had spotted a
    motorcycle of some description a car or two back from the roundabout,
    to my left.

    I proceed along the dual carriageway at a modest pace [1] keeping an
    eye on my mirrors, just in case.

    I spot some head lights gaining in that heart sinking fashion [2], so
    I roll it off, sharpish, and pull to the left hand lane.

    Well, the fucker[3] flew past on the gas. Realising I'd been had, the
    red mist came down and off we went. I still couldn't make out what it
    was as I'd forgotten to change my visor from tint[4], and it was after
    dusk.

    Well he didn't roll off at all, and nor did I for that matter, and at
    last count we were in the 170 region. Those what know, know the
    bypass ain't straight! One of those never ending sweeper. So that was
    quite a ride.

    The other guy flicks it into the Elmbridge Court roundabout, which is
    about three lanes wide and proceeds to produce a firework display from
    his knee slider.

    Off the roundabout to the next one, only this time I will not be
    caught napping. Dusted the fucker off, in no uncertain terms, only
    using a bit of the outside white line, at around the 150 ish :).

    After that I didn't see him, so I tootled home.

    A good end to a good evening.

    [1] 75 'ish
    [2] fast
    [3] a big twin of some sort
    [4] oops
     
    Black Mike, Aug 3, 2005
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  2. Black Mike

    Black Mike Guest

    I hadn't planned to be a ****, but I couldn't help it, like.

    He overtook me, and that just wouldn't do :)
     
    Black Mike, Aug 3, 2005
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    Ace Guest

    The ****. Taught him a lesson, though, eh?

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    Ace, Aug 4, 2005
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  4. Black Mike

    Black Mike Guest

    Precisely! Showing off with those sparkly know sliders. What's all
    that about.

    Neat and tidy; I say.
     
    Black Mike, Aug 4, 2005
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  5. Encyclopedia strapped to each leg?
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 4, 2005
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  6. Black Mike

    Black Mike Guest

    Oh yes. the thinking mans knee sliders.
     
    Black Mike, Aug 4, 2005
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  7. Black Mike

    sweller Guest

    "Kneeslider Britannica"
     
    sweller, Aug 5, 2005
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    Eiron Guest

    Eiron, Aug 5, 2005
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