CAt owners: some questions ...

I hoped he was joking.

 

I'm going with 'ignorant', but in a nice way.

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Our remaining cat tried to once, hasn't tried again though.

What sort of dirty bastard would do that?

Not in the slightest.

 

I don't think they do, you know.

Check the dates on them. The ones in my kitchen were laid on the 15th
and are BBE 10th September.

They already stay fresh for several weeks.

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But they'll stay fresher, for longer, in the fridge. Ours are kept in
a 6degC compartment so as to not risk part-freezing them and will stay
fresh for a month or three, on odd occasions when we're not there
and/or using eggs v. much.

 

Fucking idiot. Everyone knows that you wrap them in clingfilm.

 

No. They were usually fed tinned or dry stuff. On occasions I would have to
butcher a rabbit one of them caught as they couldn't bite through te fur
once they got older and lost a few teeth. I'd do that outside with a
Stanley knife or axe.

Not with but in the same water afterwards au WUN

1&2 no, 3 yes.

 

**** no.

**** no.

**** no.

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Meh. I eat at least four per day. They're not going to go off round here

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hah

with the current "dividing assets" plan, I was asked if I wanted the
cat.

I replied that I wanted the cat drowned.

That went down like a bucket of cold sick.

 

When I had cats

1) no they had their own bowls and utensils
2) not a chance, outside when possible otherwise on the floor.
3) went into the same dishwasher after a rinse.

 

Waitrose, local to me.

Also, and I know it's off the wall, but I also refrigerate[1] lemons.

[1] and call me some sort of demon, sometimes /freeze/ lemons.

 

have you not got a decent carving knife handy?

 

Genuine lol.

 

Perzactly, a bit unpleasant but it's not as if she kicked it or
anything.

 

Really? Genuinely surprised. I know that the only two Waitroses I know
don't keep their eggs in the fridge (Marlow and Bishop's Stortford)

Ah, well they tend to last better in a humid atmosphere IME.

Doesn't that make cutting a wedge for the G+T a bit hard?

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Nope. Just tear open the packet and use a knife or fork to scoop it
into the bowl.

We don't have a kitchen table but one eats on the worktop and the
other on the floor.

I think they go in the dishwasher but failing that the cleaner does
them.

Probably. Would you be upset to know that the cats eat what's left off
our plates when we've finished? It's great fun sprinkling extra pepper
on some gravy and watching the cat screw its face up when it licks it
off the plate.

 

I laughed like **** when I watched the clip on the BBC website.

Yeah, she could at least have popped it in a bin 100 yards down the
road.

 

5. Do you let your cat lick your face with the same tongue it licks
its ass with?