CAt owners: some questions ...

Well I never. Still not going to put them in the fridge, mind

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I must have missed it then. I do read his posts and can normally detect
these subtle revelations.

 

Yebbut in foil they're oven-ready.

 

If you coat the outsides with Vaseline they last even longer due to the
airtightness of it. Though personally I find just nipping to the supermarket
when you run out is fine for the city and if you're in the country the answer
also provides you with Sunday lunch and entertainment.

 

The diseases carried in Cats mouth's are also known to be the second
largest reason why Anglo Saxon bred English people can't get jobs in
the UK only beaten by the imigration problem....

They also killed Michael Jackson & Princess Diana, and tried to ban
free school milk.

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Is that Sir Tony?

 

Crap. Where's my Yank-Brit translator? OK, I've found it.

/s/ass/arse/

 

Yeah, he got that. He's just mining the same kind of rich seam of humour
that turns up phrases like "extracting the urine". You know, the kind
that make you wish people got cancer an' shit.

 

It seemed a little coherent, TBH.

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Why do people who think it's funny to be cruel to animals worry me ?
Cats particularly.

 

When I see the Ocado stuff boxed up in Waitrose with "Ambient" tape
holding them closed. It always makes me think of The Orb's 2nd album,
or more-so, the stupidly long 39:57 "single" CD release of "Blue Room"
in particular.

 

wait, wait - I've just re-read this: WTF does a cat - having as it
doesn't, thumbs - use "utensils"?

 

it works out as a sort of combined lemon slice and ice-cube effect - I
think it was Blaney that introduced me to the concept; it's really
handy.

 

you little flower.

 

oh, as opposed to humans?

Yeah, cats are much more important.

 

TBH, I was expecting the "Is there another tongue it can use?" line,
so he caught me by surprise.

 

well, I suppose the cat could lick your face with it's tongue, and you
could lick it's arse with yours.

 

Forks & spoons to dig their slops into their bowls. So their utensils,
utilised by their slaves.

 

I will excuse that as the momentary blather of someone under extreme
stress. Otherwise, I'd have to tell you to GFY,YFF. Yuck.