Chainsaw attack

Who you calling a cripple? Kick a man when he's down, why don't you?

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We will if you want... As long as you promise to change your posting name
to "Timmeh!"[1] :^)

Dave

[1] Of course if you don't watch South Park then this may whoosh you....

 

I see him as more of a Jimmy than a Timmy.

Anyone see 'The Return of Chef' this week? It wasn't very funny.
Perhaps it would have been better to respect Mr. Hayes' principles
and just not feature him again.

 

Nah! Jimmy's jokes are f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-ffffffffffunnier than Bruce's...
:^)

I saw it months ago and thought it was great, tbh.... Isaac had it coming
to him, taking part in 9 series where they took the piss out of every
religion going but then couldn't stand an attack on a grouping that has only
very tenuous links to what most people would actually call a 'religion'
anyway... Did you see 'Tom Cruise is in the Closet'? It wasn't even that
controversial compared with a lot of what they've done...

If you've only just seen S10-01 then wait for 'Cartoon Wars'[1]. Again, I
suppose it's a matter of personal taste, but I did like the way they had a
little dig at Family Guy for, basically, doing what SP does...

Dave

[1] Its a 2 parter and it's the one where Comedy Central blanked out the
images of Mohammed (who 'guests' in a made up ep of Family Guy), even though
they've shown him before in the old superheroes episode...

 

Well, i'm fucked if i'm googling for a more suitable link that won't
insult your intelligence, or offend your tender eyes.

P.

..

 

"Police are not treating the death as suspicious."

Hmm... awfully handy, having the wife just under the tree.

 

Is this more to your taste?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/05/06/npurd06.xml

 

Naah, no crutch.

What, me? Not up to date with popular culture? How could you even
think it.

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I think I read that before, perhaps on the BBC website.

I'm not a fan of the chainsaw, but it does get things done quickly but
things can go wrong very quickly.

 

That's Jimmy.......

See above, you old bastard! (said in a Stan style, obv...)



Dave

 

Like an oversize troll doll?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Mark Olson belched forth and ejected the
following:

So I wasn't the only one then?

 

Ace wrote

Why waste an opportunity going begging?

 

I may be on my knees, but I'm not fucking begging, especially to you.
Still on full pay, see?

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Ace wrote

Enjoy.

 

And the sprockets are connected to the.. engine! Which wasn't turning.
Which means you were effectively trying to bump-start a chainsaw.

See above. Be thankful that it *didn't* fire up or you would now have
no thumb.

And if you are going to use it I'd advise getting some chainsaw
trousers. I've seen the results of a slipped chainsaw on the leg of
someone who works for my brother[1]. Not nice.

Phil.

[1] The tree-monkey one. Oook.

 

BiggestBrother is one of them.. He has plenty of other work-related
injuries but no chainsaw scars.

Phil.

 

Ballistic knows about them.

 

Steve has a chainsaw chain hanging up in his work that shows why you
wear the chainsaw truousers - it's completely clogged up with kevlar
threads and almost impossible to bend let alone move. He took it off
the chainsaw that slipped out of his hand and hit him on his leg and
the chainsaw trousers did their job of stopping the blade before it
even cut him much..

Phil

 

Clumsy sod.

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