Chalk or cheese?

It's hard to know where to start with that. I mean you can't beat a bit
of necrotic epithelial debris on yer toast of a morning, but "One study
found that subjects who retracted the foreskin when bathing were less
likely to have smegma accumulation". They needed a *study* for that?!?

As for "...found that horse smegma had a carcinogenic effect on mice" -
well it's hardly likely to be a problem now is it.

 

If you think I'm an appropriate person to ask for advice, an upset
stomach is the least of your concerns...

 

I'm old enough to remember Spitting Image

absolute shit - have you tried watching it lately?

dated beyond belief, albeit with a few moments of genius

absolute, complete, total, unmitigated shit - go back and watch some

first aired in 1990, only a couple of months before Thatcher quit.

 

A pizza load, cheddar, 9pm last night. Chalk antacids swallowed at
2am, 4am, 6am and when I woke up which was around 8am.

HTH.

 

Lansoprazole does it for me. Those chalk things only last 5 minutes.