Cheap eBay giggle

I just liked the auction description header.

Yeah, I suppose he's right.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/170522649094

 

The headline pales in comparison with his mastery of understatement:

"I am selling the bike due to breaking my back 7 weeks ago, and have
decided to give the sport up"

 

I don't get it.

 

I saw that too. Sensible policies...

 

....for big girls' blouses.

 

You're such a man!

--
Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.

 

Pah - girlie stuff

Coming soon

FS aerial square 4

due to having fallen through ceiling and died

ah well - that's one uncle less

 

How'd he get that lump up the stairs?

 

"Very little use". It's a pun:
(1) The bike has low mileage
(2) This type of bike is nearly useless.

Hope this helps.

Sean P. Quinlan, Interpreter of the Utterances of TOG

 

A pun? It's a fucking good one then.

Or maybe it's because the owner broke his back 7 weeks ago and has very
little use for it anymore.

Epic.