check your mot date

BGN wrote:
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Ding.

 

i'll bite!
Yr 2000
2 owners (1st to 4000miles) me for the rest
18k miles
1/5 ltr bottle of oil every 3000 (approx)
all cylinders ;-)
it slips sometimes
Red
needs new chain and sprockets IMHO and a bloody good service.
oh and I love the 208's so ner ner ne ner ner

 

Yes!!

 

<g>

 

Heh. I remember the one on my first Kawaski, a Z200. Fortunately, as
I was 17, I was exempt

Remember the "Do not incinerate" sticker on the forks in the 80s?[/QUOTE]

I still recall the Aprilia handbook for the RS125:
"Do not attempt to suck, bite, swallow or chew any part of this
motorcycle"

It was a self-defeating warning. Well, when you're faced with a
statement like that you've got to wonder why, haven't you?

 

Isn't it just? I spent a whole week riding down mountains last month!

 

<fx: check date on bait jar>

"Best before Mar 2004"

Feh.

 

The handbook for the original RD350LC contained a warning not to drink
the battery acid. Better still, it then devoted a page to the concoction
you should mix up (milk figured in it, I recall) should you actually
disregard the warning.

Laverda's triples - the RGS series - used to have a warning in their
handbooks: "Never crary an animal on this motorcycle".