Chief Constabulary Oops...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4027545.stm

Chief Cuntstubble of Derbyshire's official driver nicked driving him up
the M1 at 97MPH.

Coleman was presumably sitting in the back shouting "No! No! Slow down,
you reckless madman! I don't *care* if I'm late home for tea!".

I expect.

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I note they don't say exactly what he'd been doing in London. Let us
hope he was using police chauffer for a private piss up, just to rub
it in.

Oh and this bit

"Mr Coleman's force was one of the first in the country to create a
Safety Camera Partnership.

It uses police, court and local authority resources to install extra
speed cameras in an attempt to reduce road deaths"

The regular siting of two vans at the bottom of hills on the A6
wouldn't be about cash collection would it?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

"No, and you'd be a fool and a communist if you thought it was.".
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ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Indeed.

Oh and I'm just about to put the kettle on, tea or coffee? I suppose a
milky drink otherwise we'll be up all night. Biscuit?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

I am ashamed to admit I am drinking Stella[1]. When I finish this pint I
am definitely going to bed.

In other news, my new (to me) Travan tape drive has finished whirring.

20Gb backups are nice, but by ****, they're sloooooow.

[1] Oh, grow up.

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How does she taste? And what has Sharon got to say about it?

I really should go to bed. Busy tomorrow. But I'm not tired.

Back ups, yes I remember those. Given the rate himself is frying any
computer equipment he touches I really should.

Shant.

 

"On Friday the team exhibited a stand at Birmingham's National
Exhibition Centre, displaying a motorbike badly damaged in a collision
to shock car users. "

I may be being thick here but what exactly are they trying to say with
this bit?

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Conspiracy - as the driver's superior oficer, he was clearly complicit in
the crime.

 

Martin emerged from their own little world to say

"open your eyes you dozy cunts" at a guess

 

Seems like he's been in the news before...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derbyshire/3035491.stm

Perhaps he'll let his driver off, too?

Rick

 

810 fines in 9 days, from a single camera. Not a money making venture
though, oh no.

 

Who reckons he was actually travelling over 100mph but admitted to or "fixed" it
to 97mph to escape the ban??? snort! And they say pigs do fly.

Matt

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That location never had a camera... 810 fines in 9 days from plod with
handheld gear.

 

But he was 'asleep' in the back.

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Andy Bonwick says...

Because we don't launch 'Safety Camera Initiatives'

 

In

I shall investigate this further.. My brother happens to be one of the top
heeds at the RAC..


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On Sat, 20 Nov 2004 13:34:04 +0000, Andy Bonwick wrote:

What is it with you? The objection is not to his speeding but to his
hypocrisy.

 

I regularly 'speed' at just under the amount that will get me banned,
doesn't everyone?

 

DVLA offence codes:
http://www.dvla.gov.uk/drivers/endorsem.htm#7. Endorsement Offence%
20Codes

Right down the bottom of the page, it looks like each offence has one
code (ending in 0) for *doing* something, then a corresponding code
ending in 2 for "Aiding, Abetting, Counselling or Procuring" something,
one ending in 4 for "Causing or permitting", and one ending in 6 for
"Inciting".

IANAL, but I guess they think the boss copper can/should be done for one
of those.

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Wizard emerged from their own little world to say

Difficult to prove if there was only 2 of them in the car. The driver would
have to attempt to mitigate his offence by saying he was following orders.
The driver would need his evidence corroborated for a prosecution to take
place i.e. his boss's confession or a witness.