Christmas freebies at work

Ok, as last year:

What's the ukrm tally?

I got a bottle of nice Argie white, a ditto of Chilean red, and a couple
of bottles of what looks like nice Aussie plonk.

Plus a travel alarm clock and the inevitable diaries. That's it, unless
something turns up between now and the 24th.

(Outgoing gifts comprised three bottles of wine, three boxes of liqueur
choccies, three chocolate bishops (don't ask), two bottles of champagne
and a bottle of over-proof rum, so I've got a debit balance, as it were)

 

(The Older Gentleman) burbled:

2/3 of **** all, as per.

Lucky bastard...

 

What did the other 1/3 contain?

 

On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:09:30 +0000,

SFA.

As usual. Which is as it should be.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..73063../..17250.../..3180./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^'

 

Not unless you include this kiss from me.

Mwhaaaa!

<pissed on ale>

 

A corporate hospitality policy that says you are not allowed to accept
any presents, invites to events or even have a meal purchased for you if
there could be even the slightest possibility that anyone could accuse
you of being unduly influenced as a result of having said meal bought
for you.

 

On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:09:30 +0000,

£40 of M&S vouchers and a chocolate advent calendar

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UKRM FAQ: http://www.ukrm.net/faq/

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MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22 BOMB#11

 

On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:09:30 +0000,

I'm getting paid on December 31st.

First time since June.

Good enough for me.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older

The usual fully-funded Chrimble party, at which I got fucking *shedded*.

I still suspect that my drinks were spiked.

--
Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Paul.

Can I buy you a curry?

 

Sounds good to me, too. Well done.

 

You took, eh?

Katie said 'you sound retarded' when I came home....

 

3 nice bottles of Red.
One bottle of whiskey.
About 10 boxes of chocolate (Mainly miniature heroes, celebrations and a few
boxes of Belgian)
Book on the history of motorcycles.
Golf balls
Socks
Pen
A really nice one was a book that I recommended to a pupil, he told me it
was out of print.
Then when I started reading it to the class, he opened up his own copy.

 

the cont known as SteveH says...

Too obvious.

 

Bottle of red and a bottle of white. I doubt I'll be getting anything
else, but hey. It's one good night
--
Catman MIB#14 SKoGA#6 TEAR#4 BOTAFOF#38 Apostle#21 COSOC#3
Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright (Remove rust to reply)
Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 75 2.0 TS
Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk

 

This posting comes to you from Thurso.....

 

*Nice*

Very, very nice and heart-warming.

 

An extra day off work (24th), which they didn't have to give us, I suppose.
Next week there'll be the Christmas hamper and the drinkies.

 

I have an implied promise that my job is secure until the end of March as
that's the date they plan to have decided whether we're going ot be
outsourced or not. And a happy non-worrying fucking christmas to you to Mr
IT Director.

 

The Older Gentleman secured a place in history by writing:

One bottle claret, one broken remote-controlled vehicle, one ticket to
Twickers. A better haul than last year.