CIHAGM?

Move over Dodger, tallbloke coming through

http://www.tallbloke.net/wingjump.JPG

 

Heh.

My CIHAGM review:

ZN1300 Blingchariot

Felt surprisingly light, despite weighing more than the Wing. Quite
sprightly through the gears, though there's not much sense of speed,
due to the immense screen out front. No wing blast at all. Motor is
pretty vibey, certainly more than I expected from an in-line six.

More buttons than mine, too. I believe I described it as being built
by someone who'd heard a description of a GoldWing over the telephone.

Top fun, though.

GSXR1000

I wouldn't have one if you paid me.

Very, very fast. Handles like it's on rails. Stops on a sixpence.
Makes an appropriate noise, too - which was a shock.

Only problem: it feels like you're sat on the top yoke all the time.

Three miles was plenty.

R1150GS

Much as expected, handles like a dream, damned good brakes. Probably
the most sensible bike out there for gentlemen of healthy proportions.

Bit draughtier than I'd like.

Mucho Grassy Arse to the three of you.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..70876../..16437.../..3180./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR-Visited:83 Pts:1800 Miles:6890

 

Who won the battle of the sound systems?

Heh

Did Sir's er, "healthy proportions" not suit the riding position on the
GSX-R?

 

Can't have been any worse than dnc trying to get on Nina's ZXR4.

 

ogden says...

He didn't so much get on it as have the bike disappear up his arse crack

 

Jeez. Beauty and the beasts.

 

Jeez. Beauty and the beasts.[/QUOTE]

<blushes>

Why, Mr Murray, I didn't know you cared.

<mwah>

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..70876../..16437.../..3180./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
'^' RBR-Visited:83 Pts:1800 Miles:6890

 

(The Older Gentleman) wrote in

I can't see the photographer reflected in any of the chrome??

 

# Get on board! Get on board!
# Come and join the Double Deckers.
# Take a ticket for a journey,
# On our double decker London bus.
# Ring the bell (ding! ding!),
# Toot the horn (honk! honk!),

 

Christ, you're older than I thought.

 

I only have vague recollections of it; enough to have that poxy tune
running around my head.

Where's my momma gone when I need her

 

Far, far away ...

 

Well, that's the Double Deckers exorcised.

--
Simon

Last night I heard my momma singing this song

Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep Woke up this morning and my momma was
gone Ooh wee chirpy chirpy cheep cheep Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep chirp

 

That's reminded me (again) of the sight of Monz going past on my Daytona at
the BOSM... I think I used the phrase "Its like he sat down and it just got
stuck up his arse crack and lodged there.." So get yer own descriptive
phrase skinny-boy!

Dave

 

That description applied to Big Tony and his RGS long before the last BOSM.

 

LOL! Cnut.

 

Was that the TV series about seven children and a paedophile?

 

http://www.tv-ark.org.uk/childrens/c-misc.html

 

now that's just cruel.
that thing is going round my head like a dose of chinese water torture.

 

I'm glad I'm too young to have the slightest fucking clue.