Classic

Was clearing out my My Documents folder, like you do once in a while,
and stumble across this:

http://www.bensales.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ukrm/andyr.txt

AndrewR's Greatest Hits.

Flashgorman and Porl have got a way to go yet.

 

Look. The whole point of stalking is not letting on.

 

I shouldn't mention I've got the same leathers as him then?

 

Previously on usenet, Ben said...

I nearly bought a one-piece Tribal suit when I worked there, £199 they
were punting them out at.

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BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

again.

wise move

 

Good plan. Another four weeks-ish until mine are ready. I can now see
why everyone says Graham is such a nice bloke. Very helpful.

 

Shh - Sir.Tony will get confused.

 

I strive for consistency.


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BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

I was going to hand out FTAR#s at one time, but it just seemed like a lot of
work.


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BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Previously on usenet, Christofire said...

But Graham didn't sell you them, I did. Graham did the 'measure you up'
bit though.

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Lozzo : The anti-Timo
ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3
BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7,
ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16,
BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9.
Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html
http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

A /bit/ ??

Go to the top of the understatement class.

 

I couldn't do it even if I tried.

 

I already knew what you're like, whereas I hadn't met Graham before.

 

The side that doesn't go near that cold end of the tape measure.

 

Gurp!

And the ukrm song (co) wrote itself did it? What's that speccy northern
twunt ever given you? A bunch of rambling shite.

I've given you the best years of my life you ungrateful load of zombies.
YOU'VE NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD.

(Sorry, never heard of Flashgorman. Probably a sound lad though.)

You're all fired.

PS, cough andrewR kneedown cough.

 

That would be a damn sight more impressive if the best years of your life
had been worth having.

Anyway, look at you - no staying power.

I've had my knee down plenty of times ... the sound of splintering plastics
is practically my tune.


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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

oh, good timing.

Do *you* want to help out with my new satirical website/book project?

I was going to ask that Flashgorman, but he's a wanker, and
Richardson's a bit, well, Northern...

 

What's all this about and realistically what is the remotest chance of you
completing 50 per cent of it?

 

I would say there's every chance of him completing 50% of it +/-5%.


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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

slim.

I'm going to write a diet book, and have an associated web site.

the basic theme is "The S-Plan Diet: Shit Yourself Thin".