Climb every mountain

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Beav, Oct 7, 2008.

  1. Beav

    Beav Guest

    Get pissed while you're up one of 'em, pop a few pills for relaxation, text
    what friends you have left telling them you won't be coming back, rip off
    half your clothes in a bid to keep cool (in a fucking blizzard I might add)
    and freeze yourself solidly to the ground.

    Suicide? Is it ****, it's misadventure.

    Now call me a cynic, but does topping yourself result in your next of kin
    losing out on your pension or not?


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    Beav, Oct 7, 2008
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    You should be working for John McCain. "Would you vote for Barack
    Obama if you found out he was a Muslim?".
     
    Colin Irvine, Oct 7, 2008
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    ginge Guest

    I'd vote for him as soon as he found out he wasn't John McCain.
     
    ginge, Oct 7, 2008
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Colin Irvine, Oct 7, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    He is a successful businessman with guts and determination and little
    religion. I can't imagine a better Pres for the USA right now. However
    he would die in office most likely!
     
    Hog, Oct 7, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    I did.
    Quite. It was interesting how some of his fellow-travellers refused
    to accept his deathbed 'conversion' to human being, too.
     
    Champ, Oct 7, 2008
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    Snowleopard Guest

    On Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:59:50 +0100, Colin Irvine
    Actually, according to the sign, the problem is that he's a Muslin.
     
    Snowleopard, Oct 7, 2008
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  8. Maybe they're trying to pull the cheese cloth over our eyes?
     
    DoetNietComputeren, Oct 7, 2008
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    Tosspot Guest

    Obama of course, because if he was talking about McCain he'd be talking
    about Palin being next president and *no one* is that fucking insane.
     
    Tosspot, Oct 7, 2008
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    Ace Guest

    Might be a bit of a strain.

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    Ace, Oct 7, 2008
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    wessie Guest

    soon cleared up with antibiotics
     
    wessie, Oct 7, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    Didn't I just say he would die in office!!

    Obama? he would be as useful a president as Clinton, only worse.

    I'd like to see Palin come to the Whitehouse. Just like shooting craps for
    your shirt.
     
    Hog, Oct 8, 2008
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    ogden Guest

    I'd like to see Palin come on my cock.
     
    ogden, Oct 8, 2008
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    dog Guest

    let's not let facts get in the way of a good bit of old-fashioned prejudice.
    everyone knows republicans are better for business and that's that.
     
    dog, Oct 8, 2008
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  15. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Atwater

    What an unpleasant person he truly was.
    Pah, who takes any notice of a dead guy?
    Pity he didn't realise it some time before, though. More's the pity that
    many of his comtemporaries and followers will never learn it.
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    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Oct 8, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    I doubt Simian has any delusions about Clinton. A man of no great
    technical ability but a genius for PR, oratory and relationship
    management. He got in on a lucky time slot, but that's the nature of
    the game. Although to be fair Bush2 has had a significant hand in his
    own downturn.
     
    Hog, Oct 8, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    TBF she was pretty hot but note the past tense.
    Then again when you are a tender as Oggy the older woman is hard to
    resist.
     
    Hog, Oct 8, 2008
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  18. Disturbingly I can't see 'Palin' without thinking 'Michael' and *that's*
    fecking worrying in the wrong context, let me tell you.
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    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Oct 8, 2008
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Good old Starwars Reagan was the bloke who ended the cold war and
    don't you forget it.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Oct 8, 2008
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