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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Beav, Oct 7, 2008.

  1. Beav

    dog Guest

    he wrote down his headmasters' names on his cv?
     
    dog, Oct 10, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    Oh I expect he tried, but he got ground down by The Man. It's the Machine,
    innit.
     
    Hog, Oct 10, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    X Check
    Well actually for anyone prepared to get off their arse and get something
    going
    LOL he sat on the end of the Cold War you gonk!
    Shit wasn't that well sold by a whole bunch of technology companies! It's
    incredible that someone with a brain in NASA or somesuch didn't stand up and
    scream. Maybe it was all just a huge Public Confidence scam

    Did they?
    Sadly you can't legislate for the actions of the insane. If you could we
    could get rid of a large swathe of British politicians.
     
    Hog, Oct 10, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    **** me but I wouldn't want to try and figure out South American politics
    now or then!
    It strikes me as something like Africa. A beautiful place that would be best
    served by exterminating 90% of the resident homo sapiens.
     
    Hog, Oct 10, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    AP rounds do not fragment or deform so I suppose it was less likely to kill
    him unless it want through a vital organ or the brain.
     
    Hog, Oct 10, 2008
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    Hog Guest

     
    Hog, Oct 10, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    Size of a Planet I tell you....
     
    Hog, Oct 10, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    Ask Beelzebub, ballistics are her speciality. I'm only trained to use
    them, not understand the science behind them.
     
    Lozzo, Oct 10, 2008
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  9. What a horrible thing to do to a poor unsuspecting dog. And even dogs
    have limits on what they'll eat you know..

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Oct 10, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    Hog, Oct 10, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    You will all do fine working for the Met
     
    Hog, Oct 10, 2008
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    zymurgy Guest

    Heh, I can do both of those :)

    P.
     
    zymurgy, Oct 10, 2008
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    Hog Guest

    Yeah but we know you're a Special Case
     
    Hog, Oct 10, 2008
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  14. Nah. I know more about ethics than just how to spell it.

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Oct 10, 2008
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  15. The bastards!

    None of it gets back to the haggis-makers, you know.

    In windswept lonely crofts dotted all over the Western Isles there are
    people working their fingers to the bone on haggis piecework, turning
    out haggis for the rich Southern market. They see about 5% of the final
    selling price while all the fat-cats pocket the difference.
    Worse, now there is talk of out-sourcing the work to Northumbria, where
    there is a plentiful supply of cheap labour, ex-shipbuilders willing to
    work for a pound a month and a stottie cake.

    Please, take pity on the overworked and underpaid haggis makers and only
    shop at Liar Trade haggis shops.

    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Oct 10, 2008
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    CT Guest

    What about "I'm going to stuff this stottie cake right up Bear's arse"?

    Hmmm...I see what you mean.
     
    CT, Oct 10, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    <round of applause>
     
    Champ, Oct 10, 2008
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Only for blacks and hispanics so it didn't really make a difference.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Oct 10, 2008
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    crn Guest

    County to the norfeast of lunnon innit ....
     
    crn, Oct 10, 2008
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    SD Guest

    Not all of them ...
     
    SD, Oct 11, 2008
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