clumsy cow.

Has anyone NOT done that at some stage.
My excuse is that the bike was parked in the garden and was blown down
by a strong gust of wind which also took out some fence panels.

 

I've never snapped a clutch lever.

 

I always work on once the money has changed hands, I never touch the
vehicle.

This point proved itself when two Essex wide-boys came to buy my
brother's R6. They did the deal and handed over the money, then came
to load it into their van. I subtly held my brother back in the
garage and let them push it out and up the plank into the van. As I
said to him later, imagine if you'd pushed it up and it'd fallen?
They came pretty close to dropping it themselves.
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Heh it's a really nasty gold colour that clashes with the red paintwork too
;o)

 

hey, I've snapped a brake lever - can that count?

 

I thought it was standard fitment. The red and Senna grey coloured bikes
in the wikipedia entry have gold coloured levers.

I like it.

Wonder if I can get the seat recovered in some Burberry check tartan ...

 

Anything you like in Hong Kong mate.

 

<sniffs>

<swims away>

 

Did she spend 5 minutes saying '****' a lot, followed by 'I think it's
broken?'

Pah, amateur, try over 4 months. Though I can now lurch without them
it gets very tiring, very quickly.

I didn't look to see if there were any more dents and scratches.

It would have been yet another missing brake lever abroad for me.

 

Almost certainly

Not until the next morning, having ridden home and realising she couldn't
get off the bike again, without help.

She's not off them yet...

GWS

 

YM "**** **** **** **** it's broken I heard it snap **** **** **** **** gasp
**** **** ****".

 

Yeah pathetic. Didn't even keep on drinking or make her own way home taking
her weapons of war with her.

 

Oh I don't remember that bit. Saying it or hearing it.

I did suggest that it could be strapped up and I'd carry on. Then I
tried to stand up...

Physio have officially discharged me today, on the grounds I can be
trusted to do my exercises without having to come in.

 

There was a lot of fucking , a little bit of gasping but no snapping.

There was some strapping action but not till the morphine had you away
with the fairies.

Whahey - how long till you can support a bike?

Steve

 

I've already sat on it and lifted it off the sidestand. I told physio
about my being able to stand on the bad leg for 60 seconds before
riding idea and she said 30 seconds would be fine, to avoid steep
cambers on the first ride out and not to break it again as she never
wants to see me again

Whether the poor thing will start is another matter, I'm off to London
this weekend but think I'll try for my first ride next weekend.

 

It was around the time the bike was being lifted off you.

You were still trying to convince them to put some strapping on and shove a
boot on over it when you were in the hospital with your foot propped up in
the perspex sex toy. This was when you were slightly drifting in and out of
consciousness and I was trying to convince you that you'd been there ten
days already, but before you were wheeled out into goods inwards to get a
phone signal so you could gibber at TBC.

 

I can't remember that at all but I'm very proud of my complete
stupidity and stubborness.

That's where I can remember from. I gesticulated in your general
direction.

I remember that bit very clearly, I had to hand you the phone as the
reality of the situation suddenly caught up with me and I cried like a
girl.

 

Never mind. <hugz>