Coincednce?

Just this sec had a phone call from plod. Apparently as a follow up on
the Spazztrakka.

Not found it or the scrote sadly but just a routine waste of police funds
on unnecessary customer service stuff.

As soon as she said what it was about I got suspicious and so waited for
the right point in the conversation and make a gentle crack about the
coincidence between that and my giving my postcode to their shitty web
site and then listened *very carefully*.

No hesitation, no hint of wavering in the pitch of her voice, no attempt
to change the subject. In fact nothing at all to suggest she was doing
anything other than what she said she was doing and it all of it perfectly
routine.

Either the cunts know how to employ good liars in which case there is a
job waiting for the libdems after the next election or she really was
contributing absolutely **** all to crime detection that you tax payers
pay out so much of your hard earned money for.

Married though and hubby is a biker so there was no need to ask if she
did.