Comic Relief

Mostly shit, but the Gervais and 'Geoffrey Palmer does Armstrong and
Miller and shit' skits have been fucking great.

I hope the good bits are downloadable at some point.

 

You mean you actually watched it ?

 

V had it on. I've been busy dicking about trying to virtualise my old PC
(a nightmare with broken VSS/COM stuff and even now I've managed to P2V
the bastard it's now insisting I re-activate Windows because it thinks
the hardware's changed) but the odd good bit caught my eye.

 

The trick is to visualise the scenario, think it through, analyse every
angle, come up with your story and then stick to it like shit to a
blanket.

I'm led to believe the same trick works with the CPS.

Ooh, Sadie Frost in schoolteacher mode, leaning over a desk.

*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*

 

Look, I'm drinking my way through it. Over the course of the evening my
sexual acceptability level has gone Davina > Vorderman > Britton. If I
start raiding the booze cabinet there's a chance I'll add Norton to the
list and if you reckon you feel sick now...

Still, could be worse. Could be Patrick fucking Kielty. Oh god, that'd
be awful. On so many levels.

 

I caught that bit - she's looking better than she ought to.

you're more easily pleased than I am. Is it just me, or has Vorderman
started modelling herself on Nigella Lawson?

heh.

 

I am surprised anyone bothers.

 

Oh, I dunno ...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article991162.ece

HTH

Paul.