Congratulations - My mum and dad

snip>

I'll use that as an excuse.

 

if they have put up with lozz and been married for 50 years i think
everyone should congratulate them

rare indeed for cuoples to stay together that long

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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Andy Bonwick belched forth and ejected the
following:

Except you're in the unenviable position of having a missus that reads
this.

 

Except she already knows we're off to the pub tonight to get
inebriated with no excuses needed

 

and worse she knows what he's likely to do before he's even thought
about doing it.

and best, she doesn't mind.
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Andy Bonwick belched forth and ejected the
following:

Excellent, there's no need to let things like wedding anniversaries get
in the way of a good pissup ;-)

I can't remember when you got married but I guess it was about now so in
all seriousness and as it's new year have a very happy anniversary and a
prosperous new year )

 

isn't that what they're for?

midday, New Years Eve 2004 and thanks.
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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Adie belched forth and ejected the following:

Have you got any mates?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Adie belched forth and ejected the following:

You look like trouble to me.

 

He's not the only one.

 

It's our anniversary today so thanks very much and a happy new year to
you too.

 

What more could a guy ask for...

Congratulations to you and Andy, may you have many more.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Andy Bonwick belched forth and ejected the
following:

Nice one, stay married and get pissed )

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, platypus belched forth and ejected the following:

You poor bastard )

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, platypus belched forth and ejected the following:

Oh, bad form but does your missus mind?

 

Mind what?

 

I don't think they had any choice but to put up with Lozzo.

Is it? I think you're wrong.

Anyway, I really can't be bothered... this is tedious to the extreme.

 

It does seem to have plumbed new depths of pointlessness. Why anyone
would care apart from those involved or close family members I have no
idea. Especially someone's fucking parents and even more especially
Loz's parents who are no doubt hideous immortal hellspawn who will be
bound by their malevolent pact until someone finally puts a stake
through their Harry-Potter's-portrait-in-the-attic of a son's heart.