Congratulations - My mum and dad

Because they're simple minded ****-wits or crying out to feel that they
'belong'.

Oh, happy new year to one and all.

 

Adie wrote

Yebbut you're a burd, that is what burds do and worse still you are a
geezer burd and so have prolly done it yourself 10 times and know how
much he is going to like it and get all the more satisfaction from
stopping him.

And it still surprises you that you are popular with the boys in ukrm
and not just cos your arse looks good in leather?

 

SD wrote

 

wrote

Married is a social group I would be quite happy to have continued being
a member of.

AOL.

 

What, married to your mother?

 

wrote

Don't be silly, she would have lost all her Single Parent Allowances if
I had done that.

 

Wow. That's quite impressive really.


Would have thought they'd have blamed each other for you...

cheers,

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, platypus belched forth and ejected the following:

I don't know )

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, steve auvache belched forth and ejected the
following:

AOL

 

<snort>

It's not often anything on here makes me chuckle but that did. Thank
you.

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I see you've started as you mean to go on, then.

Same to you, you grumpy auld ****.

 

Well, at risk of being shouted at....yeah. Best thing I ever did.

Ali

 

It's different for girls.
I find that being married is like being chained to a lunatic.

 

New keyboard, please!

Ali

 

Oh, I'm a happy chap and to quote Auvache my cup is half full.

It's just my tolerance that's half empty.

 

Eiron says...

Being married is like buying meat on hire purchase.

 

Flat chest, bloke's name. Why **** around?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Eiron belched forth and ejected the following:

That ain't much different to not being married, IME.

 

"Caroline"?

 

"Craig"; he's finally moved beyond flat chest, small bum and blokes
name.