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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by FCS, Sep 15, 2008.

  1. FCS

    FCS Guest

    Yes nigel I am A **** as far as you're concerned
    so there is no need to waste bandwidth saying so.

    Otherwise, after a 12-year lay off and four months
    back on the road I find I am getting pelvic cramps.

    I don't recall ever getting these before and am now
    raising it here to see if it is an age-related thing, i.e.,
    those of you who've been riding continuously (or,
    I guess, CUNTinuously) since adolescence also
    got these as you began to move out of the bracket
    market researchers consider "young", whether it
    is just because I haven't sat in that position for a
    long time - i.e., it's a kind of combined effect of
    muscle memory of riding every day for years and
    then letting said musclkes atrophy (and losing the
    nice cute tone of my ass at the same time) - or
    whether it something which commonly afflicts the
    more mature learners.

    What a whole gamut of other sensations I'd forgot
    about because you don't get them in a cab or on
    a push bike - like the whole of your front and the
    lower back getting mild goosepimples as evening
    sets on.

    But yeah, upper leg cramps: simply age or time,
    or a more complex feature of having developed
    patterns which have then been sacrificed on the
    altar of immobility?

    Your thoughts please.

    I thought they were getting better as the months
    on back on a biking rolled on but they were quite
    acute again this very evening, and for no real reason.

    Quick misinformation check: erm, no: I am getting
    cramps, there is a Haynes manual which should
    cover it but I don't have a copy, and the rest of it
    has been put in the form of a question.

    So, yes, it would seem ripe to rate as a post free
    of misinformation, deliberate or otherwise.

    G DAEB
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    FCS, Sep 15, 2008
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    geoff Guest

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    menopause ?

    and double posting
     
    geoff, Sep 15, 2008
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  3. FCS

    FCS Guest

    No, it's funny you shouldmention it though, as the
    last time my blood pressure was checked the
    receptionist, a menopausal cow with more chins
    than URM has subscribers, breached medical
    ethics, had a look, and expressed utter outrage
    that mine should be "better" than hers.

    But it was a friendly university surgery and it was
    still in recent enough memory that I'd been put in
    the frame as the art school junkie.

    Still, much better than hanging around as a useless
    selfish wreck of lump at the taxpayers' expense is
    just going when your number's up.

    Just what a shame I never got to write up the paper
    in which I outline just why it is that men's health is
    such a tacit issue.
    Yeah. Shame on me.

    G DAEB
    COPYRIGHT (C) 2008 SIPSTON
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    FCS, Sep 15, 2008
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  4. FCS

    FCS Guest

    And it's almost as long since I had a bike on the
    road as it is since I held with quacks.

    I'm my own shaman and confessor too!
    G DAEB
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    FCS, Sep 15, 2008
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    geoff Guest

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    then heal thyself

    and get rid of that fucking copyright crap in your sig
     
    geoff, Sep 15, 2008
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  6. FCS

    FCS Guest

    why?

    What's it to you?

    G DAEB
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    FCS, Sep 15, 2008
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    Pip Guest

    If you could only get your head out of your arse, you may find sitting
    down becomes less uncomfortable.
     
    Pip, Sep 15, 2008
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  8. FCS

    geoff Guest

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    It confirms that you are a dickhead
     
    geoff, Sep 15, 2008
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  9. FCS

    FCS Guest

    <shrug>

    Doctors diagnose. Doctors reassure. Doctors prescribe.

    Bodies heal.

    So GFY.

    G DAEB
    COPYRIGHT (C) 2008 SIPSTON
     
    FCS, Sep 15, 2008
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    You sem to be in two minds here
    It really needs to be one or the other.
     
    Colin Irvine, Sep 15, 2008
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    ginge Guest

    Sorry, I can't reply for fear that quoting your previous post might
    leave me the victim of legal proceedings.
     
    ginge, Sep 15, 2008
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    boots Guest

    I reckon you'll be alright to consider it fair use, just as long as
    you only quote enough to make the OP look like a ****.
     
    boots, Sep 15, 2008
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    Ace Guest

    In which case he left in two lines too many. Just the name is enough.


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    Ace, Sep 15, 2008
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    Eiron Guest

    I didn't have any of those symptoms when my coronary arteries were as
    wide as the eye of a needle.
    I reckon he must have endometriosis, being a ****, but a visit to the doc
    to confirm the diagnosis would be a good idea.
    Or possibly a visit to the LBS to get a more comfortable bike.
     
    Eiron, Sep 15, 2008
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    TOG@Toil Guest

    A couple of lines, then. He really does come over all super-sensitive
    if anyone says things that he doesn't agree with.
     
    TOG@Toil, Sep 15, 2008
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    Fr Jack Guest

    I'm not going to reply to the troll - it went in my KF after I read a
    couple of it's streams of drivel.

    Ignore it and it'll get bored and go irritate some other poor bugger.

    PDNFTT, etc.
     
    Fr Jack, Sep 15, 2008
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