Crap drinking injuries

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Lozzo, Sep 23, 2007.

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    platypus Guest

    Heartless bastard.
     
    platypus, Sep 24, 2007
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    Donald Guest

    Just as well it wasn't a broken toe, she wears some hefty bover boots
    that girl.
     
    Donald, Sep 24, 2007
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    SP Guest

    Absolutely sublime, wonderful.


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    SP, Sep 24, 2007
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    SP Guest

    Oh, FFS, a knee facing Birkenhead and a foot facing Southport is far
    worse, you wuss.

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    Lesley
    CBR600FW
    SBS#11 (with oak-leaf cluster)
    BOTAFOT#101A UKRMHRC#12
    BONY#54P BOB#18
    Real burds don't take hormones, they rage naturally
     
    SP, Sep 24, 2007
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    The Older Gentleman Guest

    Worth every syllable. Especially the denouement.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 25, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    What, it damaged your eyes too? That must've been some shag.


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    Beav, Sep 25, 2007
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    Cane Guest

    Where?
     
    Cane, Sep 25, 2007
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    CT Guest

    They're both "North" so it can't be much of an injury, can it?
     
    CT, Sep 25, 2007
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    Pip Guest

    Done.
     
    Pip, Sep 25, 2007
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    toad Guest

    Since he can't post for himself I think someone (me) should point out
    that Matt Tab, GRHS, has you utterly trumped. :-(
     
    toad, Sep 25, 2007
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  11. Lozzo

    Lozzo Guest

    Cane says...
    To be totally fair, she was on the Isle of Man at the time, so the knee
    wasn't that far twisted.

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    Lozzo, Sep 25, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    toad says...
    IIRC, Matt, GRHDS, suffered a fate a touch worse than a mere crap
    drinking injury.

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    Lozzo
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    Lozzo, Sep 25, 2007
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    Cab Guest

    heheheheheh. I didn't see you complaining at the time. :)
     
    Cab, Sep 25, 2007
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    CT Guest

    Is that a euphemism?
     
    CT, Sep 26, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    Sarah's uncle got to fire one of these, many years ago:

    http://www.pr.afrl.af.mil/archive/misc/thor-sm.gif
     
    platypus, Sep 26, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    Reminds me of Tuli Kupferberg's (very) short story, "Personal", which I
    reproduce below in its entirety:


    There was once an atom bomb who wanted to be a bullet.

    'Why,' said his fellow atom bombs, 'when you can be a great A-bomb, do you
    want to be a little /bullet/ ?'

    'I miss,' said the bomb, sighing, 'the personal touch.'


    - from The Best Of Sci-Fi 12, ed. Judith Merrill.
     
    platypus, Sep 26, 2007
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