CT110XX??

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Dave Ello, Aug 26, 2003.

  1. Dave Ello

    Dave Ello Guest

    Today I parked the bike outside a client's house in Roseville. His
    neighbour was an elderly lady sweeping the leaves up on the walkway out the
    front.

    Being a quiet place, her look of fear had to be alleviated (clearly I must
    be a very intimidating guy in leathers... hehe) and so when the helmet came
    off I said hello and we had a brief chat - mostly about the high winds
    lately (I was talking about the meterological variety).

    I though to myself - charming old lady until she leaned on her straw broom,
    looked me in the eye and asked if I had any mail for her yet.

    90% of my motor was wasted on her, quite apart from the size and colour of
    it.... (black).

    Dave ZZR600 => ST2 (stolen) => '03 CT110XX (x 10)
     
    Dave Ello, Aug 26, 2003
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    You misunderstood Dave; she asked if you had some MALE for her! (When you're horny at that age you don't
    waste time pussyfooting around!)
    Clem
     
    Knobdoodle, Aug 26, 2003
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    conehead Guest

    you're horny at that age you don't
    Maybe she want a moyle, to circumcise her?
     
    conehead, Aug 26, 2003
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