"Cubic Litres"

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by WavyDavy, Oct 18, 2005.

  1. WavyDavy

    Andy Hewitt Guest

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    In which case it's a mass.
     
    Andy Hewitt, Oct 18, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    Firstly, you'd want to control the movements of the cargo, using something
    like enhanced surface tension. Secondly, you've got to come down sometime,
    so you need to think about landing weight. Control and position of the
    cargo mass will be important too. Haven't you considered this?
     
    platypus, Oct 18, 2005
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  3. WavyDavy

    Pip Luscher Guest

    That's the puppy!

    <sigh>

    I can rest, now at this moment.
     
    Pip Luscher, Oct 18, 2005
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  4. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Andy Hewitt amazed us all with this pearl of
    wisdom:
    ITYM a "mess"!
     
    Whinging Courier, Oct 18, 2005
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  5. WavyDavy

    WavyDavy Guest

    Or bottles.
    Well ideally the cargo would, by this point, be churning around my guts. So
    the big problem would be what to do with all the empties... And where to
    get bigger trousers, probably. And a new liver
    Yes. A bit too much probably.

    Dave
     
    WavyDavy, Oct 18, 2005
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    Cane Guest

    "Jelly like"
     
    Cane, Oct 18, 2005
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  7. WavyDavy

    Pip Luscher Guest

    Easy. Freeze it.

    To get it weightless *and* cold, all you have to do is move it a few
    hundred miles - should take less than three hours.

    "...it is very cold in space"
     
    Pip Luscher, Oct 18, 2005
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  8. WavyDavy

    platypus Guest

    More weight.
    Well, chuck motion sickness into the equation and the fluid will once more
    become ambient.
    Good man.
     
    platypus, Oct 18, 2005
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  9. WavyDavy

    platypus Guest

    A properly advanced fluid management technology would avoid messing up a
    decent drop of red with some dodgy emulsifier. What had you in mind,
    anyway? Some of Grimly's glycerine?
     
    platypus, Oct 18, 2005
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  10. WavyDavy

    WavyDavy Guest

    Only once I was within the gravitational pull of said landing zone.. In the
    Zero-G environment, it'd still only be 'more mass'... :)
     
    WavyDavy, Oct 18, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    In a zero-G environment, it would be irrelevant except for velocity changes.
    Once you're trying to get it back on the ground, it becomes a problem. But
    I can't figure what all that booze is doing in orbit.
     
    platypus, Oct 18, 2005
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    Catman Guest

    Snot bad that one. IMHO he's not as outright funny as he used to be, but I
    still like reading.

    Much pisstaking of the Da Vinci Code and something else that escapes me
    right now

    Oh, BTW what news on the server?
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    Catman, Oct 18, 2005
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  13. WavyDavy

    OH- Guest

    Vehicle weight limits are stated in units of mass. The
    gravitational pull on an object is stated in units of force.

    Saab filled with lots of strange "food" would mean a
    lot of mass and hence exceeding weight limit. Anywhere
    (let's keep to sensible speeds, well below the speed of
    light, as I'm worse than crap on theory of relativity).

    Empty Saab placed on Jupiter would mean enormous
    gravitational pull but no risk of getting fined for overload
    because mass is well below maximum.

    Why is it so difficult to distinguish between force and
    mass?
     
    OH-, Oct 18, 2005
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  14. WavyDavy

    platypus Guest

    3D team tribbing...
     
    platypus, Oct 18, 2005
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    Intet Navn Guest

    *LOL*

    Maybe about time to add a "RUMU#1" ("Rudimentary Understanding of Metric
    Units") to your sig..?

    /claus
     
    Intet Navn, Oct 18, 2005
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    Eiron Guest

    What if you drove the Saab estate filled with jelly down a bumpy road,
    with the windows open, and had to make an emergency stop?

    http://www.theblob.info/blobmovietour/images/theablob.jpg
     
    Eiron, Oct 18, 2005
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  17. Of course it's nonsense. It's just the sort of nonsense you'd expect
    from an advertising/marketing type who sat through all the physics
    lessons at school trying to see up the skirt of the girls on the back
    row.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Oct 18, 2005
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  18. In the back of a car it's all of them and none of them. In a SAAB
    hatchback, no-one can hear you scream. Which'd be very handy for a nice
    juicy murder so beloved of the book-reading classes of Middle England.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Oct 18, 2005
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  19. WavyDavy

    Pedalbin Guest

    <pouts> you said that like it was a bad thing... :eek:(
     
    Pedalbin, Oct 18, 2005
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  20. WavyDavy

    Ginge Guest

    Drink all the red wine, that sorts out the weight.. now as for control
    and position, well **** control and position, you're in outer space, in
    a car full of empty wine boxes and you *really* need a piss.

    Gas it, then phone Houston to tell them there's going to be a problem.
     
    Ginge, Oct 18, 2005
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