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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Sean Hamerton, Sep 25, 2006.

  1. The fellow has been at it tonight...

    Not 2 minutes from home, I happen upon a scuffed black scooter parked
    facing the wrong way with what can only be described as a 12 year old
    in T-shirt and trackie bottoms sitting on the kerb crying into his
    mother's bosom, cheap visor-less helmet on the kerb next to him.

    One can only assume he fell off going in a straight line. Or round the
    gentle corner a little way down the road. No other vehicles were
    involved.

    I was going to stop, but thought he might be a bit embaressed with his
    mum there. Of course, if I'd been first on the scene, I'd have stopped,
    checked his wasn't going to die, and given him a gentle lecture on the
    joys of protective clothing.

    When I arrived home, I thought better of it, and went back, at least to
    have a closer shufty.

    As I approached the scene, the child was gone, and his mother was about
    to ride the scooter back home.

    It goes to show that kiddies on scooters are a menace to themselves...
     
    Sean Hamerton, Sep 25, 2006
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  2. Sean Hamerton

    ogden Guest

    Protective clothing? On a scooter? What were you going to suggest, full
    leathers, back protector and race boots? It's hardly a litrebike.
    As they bloody should be. If you can't ride and crash like a fuckwit
    when you're 16, when can you do it?
     
    ogden, Sep 25, 2006
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  3. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Sean Hamerton belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    I'm sorry, but I read this as "checked he was going to die" and "given
    him a gentle fracture".
    And this: "at least to be a bit scruffy"

    <G>
     
    Whinging Courier, Sep 25, 2006
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  4. About your age?



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    Dnc

    B12, ZZR11
    A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport
    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    DoetNietComputeren, Sep 25, 2006
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  5. Sean Hamerton

    Jessy Guest


    So what would you say to me on my 1800 with my shorts and flip-flops.
     
    Jessy, Sep 25, 2006
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  6. Sean Hamerton

    Slider Guest


    "Go faster!"
     
    Slider, Sep 25, 2006
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  7. When was your last eyetest dude ?
     
    Brownz \(mobile\), Sep 26, 2006
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  8. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Brownz (mobile) belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    Six years ago. It was determined I needed glasses but was too vain.

    Now I think they's enhance my already good looks ;)
     
    Whinging Courier, Sep 26, 2006
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  9. Sean Hamerton

    Beav Guest

    Start at 12 and get 4 years practice in?


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Sep 26, 2006
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  10. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Beav belched forth and ejected the following:
    Nah, start at 12 and get 4 years probation ;)
     
    Whinging Courier, Sep 26, 2006
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  11. Sean Hamerton

    BGN Guest

    Are you required to wear glasses when riding/driving?
    http://www.bernell.com/store/images/BC1148.JPG
     
    BGN, Sep 26, 2006
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  12. Sean Hamerton

    Cane Guest

    How old is Ace?
     
    Cane, Sep 26, 2006
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  13. Sean Hamerton

    Cane Guest

    You can get to Scooter speeds on a bicycle ffs. You would expect a
    cyclist to wear leathers.... or would you?
     
    Cane, Sep 26, 2006
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  14. Sean Hamerton

    Cane Guest

    What, no bra!
     
    Cane, Sep 26, 2006
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  15. Sean Hamerton

    Ace Guest

    Old enough to know better, young enough to not care.

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    ..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (brucedotrogers a.t rochedotcom)
    \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3 (slightly broken, currently missing)
    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10
    `\|/`
    `
     
    Ace, Sep 26, 2006
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  16. Sean Hamerton

    Ace Guest

    Absolutley. No-one riding a proper bike and wearing full protective
    kit ever falls off through no fault but their own and hurts
    themselves, do they?

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    ..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (brucedotrogers a.t rochedotcom)
    \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3 (slightly broken, currently missing)
    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10
    `\|/`
    `
     
    Ace, Sep 26, 2006
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  17. Sean Hamerton

    Cane Guest

    A t-shirt slogan is born.
     
    Cane, Sep 26, 2006
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  18. Sean Hamerton

    ogden Guest

    Buy it now from the Saga online shop.
     
    ogden, Sep 26, 2006
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  19. Sean Hamerton

    Lozzo Guest

    Cane says...
    Funnier when said out loud in a Vic Reeves stlyee.
     
    Lozzo, Sep 26, 2006
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  20. Of course not! No-one would be *that* foolish would they?

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Sep 26, 2006
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