Darwin

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Sean Hamerton, Sep 25, 2006.

  1. Sean Hamerton

    Ace Guest

    Ace, Sep 27, 2006
    #81
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  2. Sean Hamerton

    Ace Guest

    Ha! He doesn't know the meaning of fucked-up.
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    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10
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    Ace, Sep 27, 2006
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  3. Sean Hamerton

    darsy Guest

    you know, really, I think he does now.
     
    darsy, Sep 27, 2006
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  4. Sean Hamerton

    Ace Guest

    Maybe. I'll compare notes the next time I meet him.

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    ..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (brucedotrogers a.t rochedotcom)
    \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3 (slightly broken, currently missing)
    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10
    `\|/`
    `
     
    Ace, Sep 27, 2006
    #84
  5. Sean Hamerton

    Hog Guest

    I don't at all, really
     
    Hog, Sep 27, 2006
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  6. Sean Hamerton

    Lozzo Guest

    Champ says...
    We want details.
     
    Lozzo, Sep 27, 2006
    #86
  7. Sean Hamerton

    ChrisDC Guest

    I still laugh at the memory of my youngest brother riding his tricycle
    at full tilt into the side of a bus.

    Being a village location and quite a few years ago, the driver was
    able to take the time to deal sympathetically with the incident.

    The driver must have been trained to test for concussion by asking the
    victim to count to 10. My brother however was so incensed at anyone
    doubting his numeracy that he didn't co-operate, and a rather
    worried-looking driver delivered a very cross small boy back to our
    house.

    My brother was unhurt, and even the tricycle suffered only minor
    damage.
     
    ChrisDC, Sep 27, 2006
    #87
  8. ROFL.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Sep 27, 2006
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  9. Sean Hamerton

    porl Guest

    A thread on the more serious consequences of not paying attention/over
    exuberance might be considerably more edifying than the perpetual
    safety nazi/stupid cage drivers/everyone else's fault threads.
    "It's all fun and games until someone (else) loses an eye"
     
    porl, Sep 27, 2006
    #89
  10. Sean Hamerton

    ogden Guest

    Or both kidneys. YMMV.
     
    ogden, Sep 27, 2006
    #90
  11. You ran over Quasimodo?
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Sep 27, 2006
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  12. Sean Hamerton

    porl Guest

    Isn't that Faith No More?

    Anyway I think graveyard humour is sufficiently covered in ukrm.
     
    porl, Sep 28, 2006
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  13. Sean Hamerton

    deadmail Guest

    (The Older Gentleman) wrote in
    I've fallen off a pallet and broke my right leg (spiral fracture of the
    tibia FWIW)
     
    deadmail, Sep 28, 2006
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  14. Sean Hamerton

    Hog Guest

    FFS you really are an accident prone SOAB. Most of us get through an
    entire life with one, maybe two broken bones
     
    Hog, Sep 28, 2006
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  15. Sean Hamerton

    Lozzo Guest

    Hog says...
    23 fractures...in one incident
     
    Lozzo, Sep 29, 2006
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  16. Sean Hamerton

    deadmail Guest

    Accident prone or reckless? The pallet was balanced on top of an 8 foot
    high wall of four inch blocks and rather than kick it off I thought it
    would be 'fun' to see if I could walk across it and maintain my balance.

    I didn't realise it was one of these cheap 'one sided' pallets so the
    bit balancing on the wall was actually a 2 inch wide piece of wood...
    placed diagonnaly across the 4 inch block IYSWIM.
     
    deadmail, Sep 29, 2006
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  17. Sean Hamerton

    Hog Guest

    Ok *some* of us lol
     
    Hog, Sep 29, 2006
    #97
  18. Sean Hamerton

    ogden Guest

    None so far, despite my best efforts.

    When I was a kid I remember there were some who always seemed to have an
    arm in a sling or be hobbling around on crutches, and some who never
    broke anything. Must be down to having a cheese-rich diet.
     
    ogden, Sep 29, 2006
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  19. Sean Hamerton

    Ace Guest

    Hey, that's even beaten me! I reckon I got 19 in my recent spill. (9
    ribs, 9 vertebrae and the sternum.)

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    ..'_/_|_\_'. Ace (brucedotrogers a.t rochedotcom)
    \`\ | /`/ GSX-R1000K3 (slightly broken, currently missing)
    `\\ | //' BOTAFOT#3, SbS#2, UKRMMA#13, DFV#8, SKA#2, IBB#10
    `\|/`
    `
     
    Ace, Sep 29, 2006
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  20. Sean Hamerton

    Krusty Guest

    Two broken arms in two weeks when I was four - nothing since.

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    Krusty, Sep 29, 2006
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