Dear HV10XRA

Yes, you, on the BMW R1200GS.

Learn to ride, you twat.

 

Might even be the same twat who wouldn't filter and wouldn't get out of the
way and let me through on the M25 last week. The R1200GS does seem to be
the twat's bike of choice atm.

 

Lifestyle bike, innit?

Cunts buy 'em thinking they are Charlie or Ewan, when really they cant even
fucking ride.

I had one fucking about i9n front of mer the other week, i went round the
outside of him & he was flashing his lights & allsorts. Next light i told
him to learn to ride or **** off & buy a mobility scooter, the ****.

 

is this esperanto?

 

Engrish more like

 

This one was doing a steady 50mph almost on the centre line of the road,
for fucking *miles*. There was a BMW car behind him, trying to
overtaken, and then me in the Subaru, ditto.

But the road was either too twisty or, on the rare occasion when it
straightened out, there as oncoming traffic. The BMW made it past him
eventually. And then the twat came up behind a car going even slower
than he was, in a village, and went for the overtake precisely as a car
was coming towards him, too close.

There was a synchronised indrawn breath from The Doctor and myself....

Total numpty. Nige's diagnosis is right[1], I think.

[1] Had to happen one day, after all.

 

oops, that pristine 400/4 exhaust just got dropped on the drive

They really worry me these fuckers though, one of the neighbours used to
have a Harley...oh **** me she was proper danger on road.

To be honest, it doesn't take much to get a fairly decent level on a bike,
if i can do it anyone can. It really isnt hard. I think a lot of it is the
fact they are scared of the bike or other traffic. R1200GS are a big heavy
bike, slow as a fucking mong doing timestables, but big & unwieldy if you
arent used to big old busses.

I once had a loaner of an R1200RT with full luggage on, first few hundred
yards i though jesus, this is huge & slow. Once you use the size to your
advantage it just another bike, mind you i never told them about the scuff
on the pannier.....

You can tell the sort that buys 'em though, strutting around in the bmw
dealers with flip up helmets & fluoro jackets on perfectly clean kit...

Dimwits.

 

Tony Brandy, is that you?

 

I'm sure it's one of you two.

Come, on fess up.

 

Like **** as like...

 

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Him danger on road. Sir.Tony? Is that you? ;-)

 

Nothing interesting posted in reply yet.

You can register an account for free, should there be a spat dummy or two.

Just keep your posterior on the edge of that sofa...

 

Who censored the post by Nige? It's just a mess of ***** now instead
of clear statements of fact.

 

I CBA registering, copy & paste it here?

 

Ginge....

 

The uniform, HG Tuareg suit or similar, is referred to as a "twat suit" on
UKGSer

 

Oh come on. He may be slow, but not actually dangerous... except when
on foor, that is.

 

You can tell the type from miles away.