Dear Mark and Tom (and Pablo and Bruce and Julian and, well, you know who you are.....!)

Discussion in 'Motorcycle Racing' started by Shel, Apr 20, 2006.

  1. Shel

    Shel Guest

    Hi guys.

    I have an idea....

    I have 3 dogs, 4 barn cats, 6 horses, but most importantly, I have
    potbellied pigs.

    What I would like to suggest is a competition, one that will require
    the victor to have steady nerves, keen reflexes, quick feet and an
    ability to indulge in a minimum level of self-deprecation. (Hmmm, this
    may be a stretch for certain individuals who shall reMaiN

    My pigs already have their own names, and are embarrassingly female,
    but for the purposes of the competition, I suggest a selection of
    names, "Valentino/Sete/Troy/Mat/<insert name of loved/hated racer>"
    and perhaps "AMA/BSB/MotoGP/<insert name of loved/hated race org>", or
    "Laguna/Losail/Philip Island/<insert name of loved/hated track>" or
    "Mark/Tom/Pab/Bruce/Julian/Champ/<insert name of loved/hated

    I will supply the aforementioned pigs, the grease naturally and in
    each round, I'm suggesting we pit(bull?) a pair of our trusty
    correspondents against each other, with the loser (oddly enough, the
    winner would be the one left embracing a greasy, probably horny by
    this time, pot-bellied pig) promising to shut the hell up after a
    REASONABLE exchange of on-line pleasantries and ideas, and/or promise
    never to quote anything written more than 96 hours previously and/or
    renounce his pet racer/series/track altogether (name parameter chosen
    and pig christened secretly by the opposing correspondent), to the
    benefit of us all.

    And even more oddly, the winner would get the same prize.

    Love you guys,
    Shel, Apr 20, 2006
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    sturd Guest

    T3 is hungry:
    Mmmmm. Barbeque.

    Go fast. Take chances.
    Mike S.
    sturd, Apr 21, 2006
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