Dear President Bush:

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and
I would like to ask you to assist me.
I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I
need to make a few arrangements.
I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle
those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm
on my way over? Please let him
know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the
Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo
from Pres. Fox to leave me
alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on
my car, and have a gigantic celebration
on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from
the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and
don't enforce any labor laws or
tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and
never say a critical word about me, or
about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things
for all the people who come to the U.S.
from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if
you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

 

LMAO... You've never talked a Senator or anyone else in your entire life,
you trashy son of a bitch...

 

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bill,,, bill,,, BILLL!
quit sturring the antbed...........

 

Wow, redshad, that is one way to explain all this crap going on.
I am not talking about on this group,all the other stuff in the news,
lately.
Those mexicans that are ''demostrating'' and boycotting, are they 70%
illegal?
In other words, say for every thousand of the millions demostrating in
Dallas, were 700 ''out of 1000'', Illegal? (guessing on the $%, could be
a lot more, huh?)
Anyway, you're posted humorous deal here, reminded me of all this. bjay_