Dear Spacker

I am terribly sorry to have caused you such pain and suffering during
2008.

Yes, I freely admit that, as you have repeatedly stated, I organised a
gang of people on uk.rec.motorcycles to band together and conspire to
wreck the eBay auctions of some poor innocent seller. And that this is
why he is no longer registered on eBay. I am, believe me, wracked with
guilt.

In addition, I agree 100% with your other much-trumpeted assertion that
I organised another gang of posters on uk.people.consumers.ebay, to
attack you on that forum and denigrate your much-respected reputation.

And, yes, with my head hanging in contrition, I plead guilty to
organising (at rather short notice), a third gang of people on
rec.motorcycles, to attack you and impugn you on that forum.

With the benefit of hindsight, I so wish that I had not spent so much of
my time in organising no fewer than three separate gangs to assault you,
and question your reputations for probity, honesty and sanity.

I admit that their slightly impolite rejoinders to your postings were
entirely due to my brainwashing them, and harnessing them as an
instrument of my misdoing, and not at all to their natural (if, I
relaise now, entirely misplaced) reactions to your allegations.

And, yes, I have to confess that I did not have a dying relative at all,
to whose bedside I had to travel on December 27th. You are quite correct
in what you stated: I made the whole thing up. My wife's mother did not
take a sudden turn for the worse, and I completely invented the story.
The death certificates and other paperwork that I spent so much of my
Christmas holiday sorting out... well, what can I say? They don't exist.
Completely fictitious. She is alive and well and sipping her favourite
sherry even as I type this. You were absolutely justified in saying that
I lied.

The 'confidential' emails that you claim to have in your possession: how
could I ever have doubted you? By all means publish them. I am sick with
contrition.

I do hope that by posting this, in the dying moments of 2008, that I
have re-established your reputation for complete honesty, sanity, and
fair dealing. I hope that you can forgive me and that, in 2009, we can
let bygones be bygones.

 

<Blah/Gangs of New Internet/Blah>

What? All this work we have done for YOU and now you say you're sorry?
That's not going to cut it, matey.....

 

Well, since "stalker" means someone who follows another's postings
around (in this case) Usenet newsgroups, and trys to hijack or
otherwise ruin their threads, and since TOG (not TOC) has not done
that, you must be using "STALKER" in a slightly different way than the
one we're used to: I.E. one that means "NOT A STALKER".

Glad I could help.

 

No, I just *write* as if I were literate.

Oh bull.

 

Neil Murray crossposts threads to the UK groups when he's losing and
wants to stir up some crap.

And he definitely is a stalker, he's been following me around from
group to group for nearly ten years, telling his pals about any
trivial error or miswording that I may have made, and generally trying
to destroy my credibility.

If that isn't ganging up on somebody, I don't know what is.

He was stalking Hoyt McKagen before he started following me around.

Hoyt kept asking him to stop.

But, now that Hoyt has passed away, The Old **** acts like they were
best of friends.

 

That you are;

a: a Spacker sock
b: off your head
c: have one wheel off your trolley
d: away with the fairies
e: a sandwich short of a picnic
f: not the brightest lighthouse on the coast

 

On Dec 31, 5:00 pm, (The Older
Gentleman) wrote:

SNIP

Sweet so are you going to run for a seat in the commons or go into
religion? 8^)

 

ROTFLMAO...anyone that trusts the word of a raicst liar, ignorant cut
and paste artist with no skill. Who has no life and knows absolutly
nothing about everything. Dude I have a couple of bridges to sell and
I think you could use them at a decent price.

 

<brokenly>

Master! What do we, your tripartite and faithful minions, do now???

</brokenly>

 

As if you ever had an iota of credibility to be destroyed here or
anywhere else, by him or anyone else, you hatred-spewing, racist,
homophobic, white supremecist. FOAD.

 

The Ministry of Truth is on holiday until Monday, but we will be back
with lots of new information for those with open minds.

BTW, "supremacist" is the correct spelling of the word you fear so
much.

And, always capitalize "White" when referring to Real Americans, as
"white people" might have been recently repainted.

 

heh, not to mention if anyone is stalking him it's me...but that would
be a lie. I only kick the little shit in the balls when he hits the
keyboard here or on rec.motorcycle.tech. His bullshit is truly
ledgendary. I mean for allah's sake he's the only calipornian more
full of shit than Nancy Pelosi and that's some serious loads of shit
to supplant. But he did it!

 

lol there is one problem...he hasn't had credibility since he was
whelped and dumped off at the nearest animal shelter. Fortunately they
neutered him BEFORE puberty.

 

didn't he spring for a few pints? c'mon! Granted I cost a bit
more...Amontialldo, First water. Nothing special really.

 

Go cruising for teenage mormon hookers?<hopefully>

 

Bastard pulls this kind of crap every year.

He'll do anything to get out of the holiday tip
for the dacoits.

 

No, Toby, it just means my mind works a *lot* faster than yours, which
should come as no surprise.

Ta.

 

Oh dear, not the brightest person on usenet are you?

--
Malc
R1100RS old and tatty

You laugh at me because I am different
I laugh at you because you are all the same

 

No, I think you mean Native Americans, the ones you failed to wipe out.

 

You think maybe he would like this prime beachfront property I've got
for sale near Flagstaff?