Death on a Harley?

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I wouldn't be caught dead on a Harley.

~tkc~

 

Ride hard and ride fast. Go straight into an eighteen wheeler and spit into
the eye of the bulldog on the hood just before impact.

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Will me the Harley, and then shoot yourself in front of your family.

Thumper
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"I don't want a pickle..."
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2007 H-D FXSTD Deuce
2006 Buell Ulysees
2006 BMW K1200GT
2004 H-D Road King Classic
1978 Triumph T140V Bonneville
1975 Triumph T160 Trident
1974 Norton Commando Interstate
1969 BSA R75 Red Rocket III
1962 Triumph T20 Tiger Cub
1958 BSA Super Bantam COCK
1954 Velocette MAC

 

Bummer, they're very fun to ride.


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By it's very nature, my sig. makes this posting 100% on topic.

"Of course, you'll have the good taste not to mention that I posted this."

Thumper

"I don't want a pickle..."
http://www.thumpers-roadhouse.ws

2007 H-D FXSTD Deuce
2006 Buell Ulysees
2006 BMW K1200GT
2004 H-D Road King Classic
1978 Triumph T140V Bonneville
1975 Triumph T160 Trident
1974 Norton Commando Interstate
1969 BSA R75 Red Rocket III
1962 Triumph T20 Tiger Cub
1958 BSA Super Bantam COCK
1954 Velocette MAC

 

For me, it would be a very dramatic ending if I rode by Cat, on my Harley,
with one of those Harley Babes (that flock around us Harley riders all the
time) on the back.

That would be the Cat's meow. And the end of me.


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By it's very nature, my sig. makes this posting 100% on topic.

"Of course, you'll have the good taste not to mention that I posted this."

Thumper

"I don't want a pickle..."
http://www.thumpers-roadhouse.ws

2007 H-D FXSTD Deuce
2006 Buell Ulysees
2006 BMW K1200GT
2004 H-D Road King Classic
1978 Triumph T140V Bonneville
1975 Triumph T160 Trident
1974 Norton Commando Interstate
1969 BSA R75 Red Rocket III
1962 Triumph T20 Tiger Cub
1958 BSA Super Bantam COCK
1954 Velocette MAC

 

Obviously you've never owned or ridden one. I've owned some very fine
motorcycles and my Road King is on the top of my list.


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By it's very nature, my sig. makes this posting 100% on topic.

"Of course, you'll have the good taste not to mention that I posted this."

Thumper

"I don't want a pickle..."
http://www.thumpers-roadhouse.ws

2007 H-D FXSTD Deuce
2006 Buell Ulysees
2006 BMW K1200GT
2004 H-D Road King Classic
1978 Triumph T140V Bonneville
1975 Triumph T160 Trident
1974 Norton Commando Interstate
1969 BSA R75 Red Rocket III
1962 Triumph T20 Tiger Cub
1958 BSA Super Bantam COCK
1954 Velocette MAC

 

Why, can't he ride? I've grounded down my floorboards to razors, in the
twisties.


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By it's very nature, my sig. makes this posting 100% on topic.

"Of course, you'll have the good taste not to mention that I posted this."

Thumper

"I don't want a pickle..."
http://www.thumpers-roadhouse.ws

2007 H-D FXSTD Deuce
2006 Buell Ulysees
2006 BMW K1200GT
2004 H-D Road King Classic
1978 Triumph T140V Bonneville
1975 Triumph T160 Trident
1974 Norton Commando Interstate
1969 BSA R75 Red Rocket III
1962 Triumph T20 Tiger Cub
1958 BSA Super Bantam COCK
1954 Velocette MAC

 

Nah, killing yourself on a Japanese bike would be a non-event. Plus, it
would be embarassing to your family.

Thumper

 

Get caught by a jealous husband. HIS Harley, HIS Wife, Motor running and his 18
year old daughter recovering so she can have another go with you. Bonus points
if you are balls deep when he kills you.

Hope that helps...if it was a rolling death I'd rather use some POS Ducati 999r
and do a vanishing point with the rev limiter blipping.
--
Keith Schiffner
History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational
basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the
unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and
spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from
fiddling with it.
Robert Heinlein

 

Let it be the start of a domino-like cascade of falling bikes somewhere like
Daytona or Sturgis.

 

LOL. Good answer.

 

Black Widows. Every Which Way but Loose.

 

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Ah. I remember that movie. Here is the ending part where he hits the dozers:

Vanishing Point (finale)


~tkc~

 

I'd be inclined to give up on this idea unless you think you can cope
with waking up as a paraplegic.
I know 3 people who have had serious motocycle accidents and have
broken almost everything (bones, brain, spleen, spinal cords etc). But
they're alive.
Maybe if you were to cause yourself to have such an accident in a
secluded place, you'd die after a few hours/days of internal injuries.
Don't wear a helmet.

 

Ride the beast off the tailgate of a Hercules C-130 transport aircraft
which is cruising at no less than 40,000 feet AGL. No parachute or
other 'aerodynamic retardation devices' are allowed, of course.

Bonus points for landing inside a live volcano or a shark pool,
particularly if the shark pool is stocked with ill-tempered sharks
with frickin' LASER beams attached to their heads...

Quadruple points for having Geraldo Rivera securely attached to the
pillion for this terminal adventure, he could give us a running
description all the way to impact.

Bon voyage!

 

The 1340 version is bottom of mine.

 

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Might as well take out a few of the gormless, picnic-eating cunts at the
same time...

 

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How does it compare to, say,
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1976-KAWASAKI...52QQihZ007QQcategoryZ9807QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

?

 

Buy the most expensive Harley in the shop on credit, then
show the sales agreement to the Doctor. She'll take care
of the rest.

-- Michael