Depressing

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Paul Carmichael, Sep 27, 2008.

  1. Paul Carmichael

    Beav Guest

    I'm sure they'll deal with it.
    I don't give a flying **** what ANYONE thinks of me, so you're not alone.
    You're not. I hate shite grammar and shite spelling, but I don't claim to
    know everything about the rights and wrongs of the English language. A feral
    apostrophe, or a missed apostrophe aren't something to get bent out of shape
    about, nor is not realising that "fewer" or "less" aren't automagically
    interchangeable.

    My opinion of someone is lowered if they don't know that you only need 3
    degrees of negative pitch in order to autorotate a 10lb RC helicopter to a
    soft landing, or those who think that a 3bhp engine will drive more than 13
    degrees of positive pitch on a 63" rotor simply because the rotor system
    includes a governor that controls the engine power but I don't lose sleep
    over it.

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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Sep 27, 2008
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  2. Paul Carmichael

    T i m Guest

    On Sat, 27 Sep 2008 23:10:50 +0100, "Beav"
    ;-)

    I watched with interest a guy getting his new Jetranger (model)
    checked out by one the club gurus.

    All seemed to be going well with plenty of starts and stops to get the
    trim reasonable but just when it looked to be pretty stable, sitting
    in a low hover it suddenly went rocketing upwards. The pilot shouted
    "I've lost it" and I've not seen a field clear so fast in a long time!

    He then said to the owner that he's only lost the throttle and decided
    to just fly big circuits till it ran out of fuel and hoped he could
    bring it down safely.

    Unfortunately as it ran out it leaned up, the increased revs threw the
    tail rotor and it came down less than gently. :-(

    The owner took it fairly well (considering) and even laughed as he was
    putting all the bits in a bin bag when he found the model pilot had
    come out through the windscreen and was a few meters up the field. ;-)
     
    T i m, Sep 27, 2008
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  3. Paul Carmichael

    DanB Guest


    Ooof, I bet that was an expensive accident...

    I lost the throttle control on an RC car once in the winter on the seafront,
    but as I had steering control stilll I planned just to keep it pinned left
    so the car (RallyX Hyper 7 Pro buggy - completely inappropriate place to
    play heh, but there was a crazy golf course...) doing a major donut.
    Thankfully it didn't have that much fuel in it, but it did the same as that
    chopper, leaned out, power upped and the donut got about 14ft wide and
    despite my mate bravely trying to get a foot in its way (It just hit his
    foot and hopped over, he said it was pretty painful and he had an impressive
    bruise) it still drove straight off the sea wall (told you it was an
    inappropriate place...) and into the sea, which was going from out, to about
    half a foot deep when a wave came in. My mate's Mrs' little brother bravely
    charged down the steps to grab it, somehow timing it between a wave despite
    not slowing down and the car been 10ft or so from the steps. It has
    unfortunately landed when a wave was in, but at least that stalled the
    engine out (took a few seconds mind as it was revving that hard it couldn't
    fill the exhaust chamber heh) as the car had landed on it's wheels pointing
    out just as a wave came. If it had kept running... well... who knows how
    far he'd have been wading hehe ;-)

    The throttle servo had just gone mad and locked on full power and snapped
    the single delrin plastic gear in there which managed to somehow have a
    chunk spit off and jam the other metal gears so they couldn't move, fail
    safe and throttle servo return spring be dammed - as the failsafe couldn't
    make it return to neutral and the spring couldn't physically pull the carb
    shut.

    I've never known, or even read about online, a servo failure of that nature
    ever happening to anyone else! But it was alright in the end, new throttle
    servo and the rest was pretty well wrapped so I whipped it all out asap and
    none of the other electrics got that wet, so they were all fine after 36
    hours or so in the airing cupboard :)

    Never did get as far as helicopters though... Left the R/C hobby a couple
    of years ago, then a few months back I tried a 1/5th Petrol HPi Baja 5B, but
    it just wasn't for me. Too big, too slow and jumped like a brick - a
    brittle brick at that.

    We all looked at helicopters loads of times but no one could bring
    themselves to sink the cash and take the plunge first. Knowing the whole
    thing could be pretty much destroyed with one crash, which could very well
    happen on the first flight heh!
     
    DanB, Sep 28, 2008
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  4. Paul Carmichael

    des Guest

    You're not. I hate shite grammar and shite spelling, but I don't claim to
    know everything about the rights and wrongs of the English language. A feral
    apostrophe, or a missed apostrophe aren't something to get bent out of shape
    about, nor is not realising that "fewer" or "less" aren't automagically
    interchangeable.

    My opinion of someone is lowered if they don't know that you only need 3
    degrees of negative pitch in order to autorotate a 10lb RC helicopter to a
    soft landing, or those who think that a 3bhp engine will drive more than 13
    degrees of positive pitch on a 63" rotor simply because the rotor system
    includes a governor that controls the engine power but I don't lose sleep
    over it.[/QUOTE]

    Well, quite. Except your analogy fails because the domain you quote is
    a minority one, and most people here will never bother tinkering with
    helicopters. Language, though, is necessary in a medium such as this,
    and rightly or wrongly, we are judged by the ease and skill with which
    we manipulate language. Reading someone who writes 'alright' instead
    of 'all right', or 'it's' instead of 'its' (and _vice versa_), or
    'photo's' instead of 'photos', etc., causes me to form an instant and
    not very flattering opinion of that person's educational standards.

    D.
     
    des, Sep 28, 2008
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  5. Paul Carmichael

    T i m Guest

    It guess was expensive but not a write off. The skids had come up
    through the cockpit floor, engine ripped off it's mounts and the
    fuselage (one piece fiberglass) had broken off across the tail boom. I
    dare say he would have to give all the rotor gear a good going over
    (and new blades of course) but I think most of the rest of the gear
    was ok.
    Indeed, and a lucky escape all round by the sound of it.

    Our daughter was sponsored by Radio Race Car mag to race 12th scale
    electrics and whilst doing pretty well in a final had her car trodden
    on. :-( A 'father' of one of the other racers decided to do a bit or
    marshaling for his own son and we all paid the price for is
    inabilities. She lost some good points and he paid with a sore ankle
    and the repair bill [1] (the club officials saw it all and he got a
    good telling off to boot).
    Nor have I yet. I bought a second hand IC one years ago but then all
    the gyros and 'Heli stuff was much more expensive than it is now. I
    have flown an electric one (in a hall) and did ok and even have one of
    my own (single rotor) but not gotroundto flying it yet.
    They look and sound impressive though?
    True enough and partly why we moved from RC electric cars to RC
    Yachts. On a car race day and running 3 cars (daughter would run in
    the open and 'Tamiya' classes) we would get through the best part of
    £100 in consumables (mainly tyres).

    I was also sponsored to race cars and boats and whilst I've had some
    IC / electric planes and bungee / electric gliders I'm not really a
    plane person. I think part of this is the same as motor biking for me
    in that I get much of my enjoyment from the means [2] rather than the
    end and I can't enjoy a plane when it's just a tiny spec in the sky!

    [1] Carbon parts aren't cheap.

    [2] At the RC car clubs I generally ended up the resident mechanic,
    fixing (or helping fix) cars for the younger racers whose parents
    either hadn't shown them how to do such (as they didn't know
    themselves) or used such events as a sort of creche, dumping them off
    with some money for spares but no tools or skills to use them. Rather
    than seeing there sitting bored or making matters worse by trying to
    fix things unassisted, I'd give em a hand or loan them tools etc (on
    the strict understanding they had back to them) ;-)
     
    T i m, Sep 28, 2008
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  6. Hmmm... pretty realistic, then. The blades really should have chopped
    him in half as he exited.
    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Sep 28, 2008
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  7. Paul Carmichael

    sweller Guest

    I've never quite understood passive sentences.
     
    sweller, Sep 28, 2008
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  8. Paul Carmichael

    des Guest

    Oh, _c-l-e-v-e-r_ ..... :)

    D.
     
    des, Sep 28, 2008
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  9. Paul Carmichael

    T i m Guest

    Ewww.

    Once we (the bystanders) reaslised *we* weren't going to get chopped
    up by the blades we came our from under the trees and enjoyed the very
    impressive flying and the machines performance. He was flying long
    ovals (full throttle) and the sound of the rotors on the turn at our
    end of the cct was very realistic.
     
    T i m, Sep 28, 2008
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  10. Paul Carmichael

    Cab Guest

    There are plenty of sims out there that you can plug your controller
    into. I use the Reflex sim, which is quite nice.
     
    Cab, Sep 28, 2008
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  11. Paul Carmichael

    Beav Guest

    Oh bugger. I've seen far too many "guru's" who couldn't set up a machine if
    their lives depended on it.
    Hehe, that cry is usually followed by "I hate Multiplex/Futaba/JR/Sanwa?take
    yer pick".
    Loser. When it leaned out and threw the tail rotor, he should've just sat it
    out and enjoyed the spin 'til the donky quit. Then he could've auto'd it
    without incident. but this is what setting up a heli is all about. Not only
    making sure tings move by the right amount, but also making sure things that
    shouldn't move, don't. That's things like tail rotor blade holders/hubs.
    He should've known better. It's a HAMSTER that he should've glued inside,
    not a fucking doll:)

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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Sep 28, 2008
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  12. Paul Carmichael

    Beav Guest

    Not the same though. It's like riding a bike in SBK08 then nipping down to
    Cadwell and expecting to mash the lap record.

    No "bottle factor" and even the best sim still has pretty poor physics after
    the heli has left the hover.

    I've yet to see a sim that realistically simulates translational lift,
    ground effect, translating tendency, torque reaction, tail rotor-main rotor
    pitch compensation, mismatched power-drag curves or any number of other
    things. Fun they are (for 10 minutes) and good for learning the timing
    needed for manoeuvres like pirouetting loops or backwards rolling figure
    eights, but not much use for learning what to do in an emergency.

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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Sep 28, 2008
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  13. Paul Carmichael

    Beav Guest

    Well, quite. Except your analogy fails because the domain you quote is
    a minority one, and most people here will never bother tinkering with
    helicopters.[/QUOTE]

    A little like most people in France won't bother tinkering with the Eglish
    language, you mean?
    No, no, no.. Only "SOME" are judged by "SOME". The vast majority really
    couldn't give a **** as, evidenced by the drop in numbers of people who
    can't spell.
    You must spend a lot of time in the "not flattered" corner then. Me, well
    I've got better things to get pissed off about.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Sep 28, 2008
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  14. Paul Carmichael

    Beav Guest

    I've never understood sentences.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Sep 28, 2008
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  15. Paul Carmichael

    Cab Guest

    True, but for a newbie that doesn't want to trash their heli first go,
    it's a nice starter tool. Which was my point, really. :)
     
    Cab, Sep 28, 2008
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  16. Paul Carmichael

    Beav Guest

    I've seen sims put more people off buying a model than teach them anything
    worthwhile. After 10 minutes on a sim and getting nowhere, they decide that
    heli flying isn't for them.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Sep 28, 2008
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  17. Paul Carmichael

    ogden Guest

    I assumed he did that deliberately.
     
    ogden, Sep 29, 2008
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  18. Paul Carmichael

    dog Guest

    i'm pretty sure you didn't mean to say that.
     
    dog, Sep 29, 2008
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  19. Paul Carmichael

    dog Guest

    yea. i was awash in self-loathing there for a bit but i got a shrink and
    medication and a new bike so things are looking up a little.
     
    dog, Sep 29, 2008
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  20. Paul Carmichael

    darsy Guest

    I've never been close to being "awash in self-loathing". It doesn't
    sound like much fun.
    Well, he's not perfect. He still has a signed copy of a Michael
    Marshall book of mine that he's had for years. I'd like it back, 'cos
    I fancy re-reading the trilogy, but it rankles to have to buy another
    copy of a book that I - in theory - already own.
     
    darsy, Sep 29, 2008
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