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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by ogden, Aug 21, 2010.

  1. ogden

    Beav Guest

    I really love being told who we should respond to or write about. Maybe we
    shouldn't be allowed to think about him too eh?

    If *you* don't want to get "Des-ed", kill file him and add a rule that kills
    all posts with his name in the body of the message and you won't know he
    exists.
     
    Beav, Aug 22, 2010
    #21
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  2. ogden

    darsy Guest

    hah - back pedal all you like (does your missus read ukrm?)

    anyway, in that sort of deal someone would end up getting short
    changed.
     
    darsy, Aug 22, 2010
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  3. ogden

    Tim Guest

    FOYRNB ... isn't this the normal UKRM style of response to a post? :)
    There isn't a clique Des.
     
    Tim, Aug 22, 2010
    #23
  4. ogden

    Tim Guest

    FFS learn to snip.
     
    Tim, Aug 22, 2010
    #24
  5. darsy escribió:
    Living in a town this size, she wouldn't need to. Anyway, I couldn't afford
    the 50 euros (inflation eh? - up 25% in a couple of years) plus the 15 it
    costs for a drink for the tart plus the anywhere between 5 and 15 euros for
    a beer.
    How so?
     
    Paul Carmichael, Aug 22, 2010
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  6. ogden

    Ace Guest

    Reflect on the word "short".
     
    Ace, Aug 22, 2010
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  7. ogden

    darsy Guest

    "I'm too subtle for this shirt".

    etc.
     
    darsy, Aug 22, 2010
    #27
  8. I'm flu^Hi^H^attered. Actually, as a piece of satire Des, that was
    superb. But it told much, much more about yourself than your "opponents".

    You should perhaps seek an independent career as a novelist.
    (or maybe dramatist is more your style?)

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    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Aug 22, 2010
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  9. ogden

    darsy Guest

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder
     
    darsy, Aug 22, 2010
    #29
  10. ogden

    darsy Guest

    nah, just multiple location firebombings ;-)
     
    darsy, Aug 22, 2010
    #30
  11. ogden

    ogden Guest

    Certainly not one of the first. I was on reeky before that though. Not
    that any early posts I've found make even the slightest of sense.
    19 and a TZR125, you cheeky ****.
     
    ogden, Aug 22, 2010
    #31
  12. darsy escribió:
    No, still don't get it. Maybe you mean Spanish girls are short? They're not
    usually, but these young ladies are mostly foreign anyway.

    I wonder if there's a book entitled "Understand darsy's and Ace's humour in
    3 easy lessons"?
     
    Paul Carmichael, Aug 22, 2010
    #32
  13. ogden

    Pip Luscher Guest

    I only got the joke after Ace's comment, and I've never even see the
    infamous photo.

    Hint: "just call me Justin...."
     
    Pip Luscher, Aug 22, 2010
    #33
  14. ogden

    wessie Guest

    You'd think you would be used to UKRM jokes aimed at you by now. It
    doesn't mention photos so it must be a knob joke
     
    wessie, Aug 22, 2010
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  15. ogden

    darsy Guest

    one year out - same difference.
     
    darsy, Aug 22, 2010
    #35
  16. ogden

    darsy Guest

    bravo!
     
    darsy, Aug 22, 2010
    #36
  17. Jesus. You bothered to read it all?
    I'm sure it did.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 22, 2010
    #37
  18. Ah, the "How long have you been on ukrm?" thread.

    Something over 13 years, here.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 22, 2010
    #38
  19. ogden

    darsy Guest

    "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
     
    darsy, Aug 22, 2010
    #39
  20. ogden

    ogden Guest

    Heh

    On an unrelated note, I took the KTM for a spin round the Surrey
    countryside earlier.

    How the **** did you endure riding your LC4 all the way to Derbyshire?

    HIlarious in the right places though. Whereas on the Gixer I'd be
    looking for a fast flowing A-road to play on, on the KTM I just took a
    side turning that looked like it'd be really shitty and went for it.
    Roads that would have my arse puckering on the thou are a hoot on the
    supermoto.

    And then it developed electrical gremlins near Guildford, randomly
    cutting out in a way that seemed to point toward the sidestand switch.
    I'll have to have a proper look at that before the weather turns totally
    shitty.
     
    ogden, Aug 22, 2010
    #40
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