Detailing

So I've been detailing the Bandit this morning, viz. clean off all the ACF50
from winter, wash and a coat of nice Turtle Wax. I detailed so long and
hard that Family Commitments overtook me and I didn't get time to ride the
fucker on this lovely day.

****.

--
Rich
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2001 Disco II ES auto
1971 S2a 88" petrol
2006 Bandit 1200S

Take out the obvious to email me.

 

Been ouit on the blade again, makes me smile like a fucking loon. Had
an altercation in Ilkley though. Some stupid **** bitch with her troop
of minging bitchkids. Indicate left, move to the right, then indicate
right & move to the left. All the scumbags kids jumping around inside
the car. Bearing in mind this was heavy traffic, so I am pretty close.
I finally lost it when the **** stopped for no reason. Not daring to
get alongside the ****, I knocked on her back windscreen, One pleb
child opens the back rear window & looks at me like i shat in her ready
brek. I calmly asked her to ask her mother if she could give me a
fighting chance as I'm on two wheels & she's not concentrating on what
she's doing. It's dangerous etc.

The little **** told me to **** off!! Now, that's not a good thing to
do to me, especially as I was very polite to the bag of fucking
cuntdribble. I turned off the bike & walked round to the (now) traffic
blocked cuntbitch. I asked her if she told the baby **** to say that to
me, she just looked forward. I have to say I lost it & told her what I
thought of her & her fucking family values. Needless to say, the bag of
shit just looked forward. Then, as i got on the bike & started it up, I
didn't realise there where a couple of PCSO's nearby. They came over as
she gave us all the V sign! I fucked off quick & they went over to have
another word.

FUCKING SCUMBAG BITCH.


--
'Chill Winston.......'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
BMW GS1200 (2007)
Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)

 

I almost wish I'd done the same thing, then my points cover would still be
in perfect condition, but I have to say, the ride up to the Cat and Fiddle
was wortth a new cover. On this (as you say) lovely day.

That's precisely what my missus said when she picked herself up off the deck
and saw the points cover.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

I bet you didn't expect to run into someone you know eh Nige?

Now, that's not a good thing to

Oh come on Nige, admit it, you're fucking besotted with her, but she knocked
you back.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Never done the cat & fiddle, is it as good as they reckon?

--
'Chill Winston.......'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
BMW GS1200 (2007)
Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)

 

She was rank!!! No, i didn't expect a six year old to tell me to ****
off

She was the worst driver I have seen in ages. The rest of the ride was
bliss though. I think I have found a new soulmate & it's Banana yellow
with black & purple stripes.....

Insurance is cheap, the bike only cost £2k & it is so much fun i could
do a sex wee.


--
'Chill Winston.......'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
BMW GS1200 (2007)
Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)

 

I've been out on SR125's and a very powerful GS500E.

 

Tch! You should never ever be rude to a woman.

A bloke on the other hand is fair game.

 

No, you are correct, if the spawn of satan hadn't told me to **** off,
I would have just gone by very quickly.

--
'Chill Winston.......'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
BMW GS1200 (2007)
Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)

 

Well, in all honesty I suspect I'd have been too shocked to have
reacted. Being told to **** off by a six year old!

Still... I remember learning the word from a bigger boy at my primary
school when I was about five or six, then using it to a prefect.
Naturally I was in front of the headmistress in short order:

"What would your parents say if they heard you said *that*?"

"They let me speak like that at home"
(My mother was a school governor, regular church attendance, WI member
etc. etc. so not terribly convincing)


"Right what's your parents' phone number"

"They're not on the phone"
(Even though they're in the book...)


So, at least I was a consistent if not a convincing liar.

 

I was very gobsmacked, i can tell you. I was brung up on a very rough
council estate & we NEVER used language like that at even 13, let alone
6.

I should have kicked her mother in the ****.

It just goes to show...summat.

 

I spent the afternoon sitting around on a narrowboat drifting down the
Oxford canal soaking up the rays with a few beers and a family pack of
Mini Eggs.

Your life sucks in comparison.

 

Did it sink?

--
'Chill Winston.......'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
BMW GS1200 (2007)
Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)

 

I did crash it into a bridge, but I understand that's pretty much de
rigeur for such things, especially if the owner's standing at the front,
pointing at the bridge and shouting a bit.

 

Dunno about that. The Family Commitments in question involved a long walk
in warm sunshine with nice people and nice dog on an almost-deserted sandy
beach (anyone know Newgale?), followed by a return home, a few beers and a
large joint of beef. It suited me fine. The bike can wait.

--
Rich
==============================

2001 Disco II ES auto
1971 S2a 88" petrol
2006 Bandit 1200S

Take out the obvious to email me.

 

Heavily policed and full of bikes. Some can ride very well, most can't ride
as well as they think they can and some are crap <waves>. The road is
brilliant though with plenty of tight turns, lots of sweepers and the
surface is better than your average road. Mostly seperated by double white,
no overtaking lines so you can expect a bike to pass anywhere.

I wouldn't like to run wide on a few of the corners as it's a fair way down
into the valley with bugger all to arrest you before you're a lawn dart.
Even Plod stops at the edge of the road.

Worth "doing" is the Cat and Fiddle though.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19